Bahaar Batra

~ बहार and not बाहर ~ | marketing @zomato | @lsrdu | na dhanda hai, na banda

[Bahaar Batra @Bahaarnotbahar]

forgot my AirPods at home today and asked mom to send them safely with a delivery guy without him knowing what it is and she packed it in a dabba! IN A DABBA??!! 😭😭😭

[Bahaar Batra @Bahaarnotbahar]

“yes boss, let’s make it a working weekend”

[Bahaar Batra @Bahaarnotbahar]

top three worst experiences:
- break up
- being sick
- going to work after a long weekend

[Bahaar Batra @Bahaarnotbahar]

gandhi ji, ki kuch boys ki full personality hi aapke whatsapp stickers hain

[Bahaar Batra @Bahaarnotbahar]

mahatma gandhi is such a narcissistic name

[ً @artfuIchaos]

you have to learn sarcasm, I cannot be saying I’m kidding all the time

[Bahaar Batra @Bahaarnotbahar]

can someone pls update the indie india playlist on spotify

[Bahaar Batra @Bahaarnotbahar]

I love sourdough. I’m a sour-hoe.

[Bahaar Batra @Bahaarnotbahar]

corporates should have busyness cards

"here's my busyness card, contact to learn how to pretend to be busy"

[Bahaar Batra @Bahaarnotbahar]

propaganda by Apple to capture more of the indian market by making it do namaste 🙏🏼

[Bahaar Batra @Bahaarnotbahar]

Split view ❎
Chrome Duo ✅

[¿ @umlarp]

uno dos stress

[Ahmed Hany @Doolittleraidd]

why pilates is pronounced that way and pirates not

[Bahaar Batra @Bahaarnotbahar]

are the DU girls okay???

[Chole Bhatureee @chole_bhatureee]

The world is healing!! 🙏🏼

[Bahaar Batra @Bahaarnotbahar]

pro tip for vegetarians: if you're ever in vietnam, whatever has 'chay' on it is vegetarian

[Bahaar Batra @Bahaarnotbahar]

bus stop is basically 2 words that mean the same in two languages

[zomato @zomato]

we've come a long way over the past 18 years, from getting cancelled on twitter to getting cancelled on X

happy birthday to us ✨

[Bahaar Batra @Bahaarnotbahar]

Every time I stop believing in love I rewatch RHTDM

[Bahaar Batra @Bahaarnotbahar]

@elonmusk json derulo

[Bahaar Batra @Bahaarnotbahar]

unprotected sex should be called just kidding