Baibi❣️

Bibliophile📚|| Esq.||

[Baibi❣️ @baibiteim]

@Ikennanwaoga @OneJoblessBoy 😂😂I swear I don’t know if she has repented but it was crazy that time. I think her bestie even accused her of witchcraft and using her glory. Mad times😂

[Baibi❣️ @baibiteim]

@zeliqisALONE06 @Ikennanwaoga @OneJoblessBoy 😂😂I just Dey my lane. Sure! Follow back

[Baibi❣️ @baibiteim]

@Ikennanwaoga @OneJoblessBoy Yoga babe that was accused of selling nvdes sent to her by other girls to men. She was into astrology and all that. She was popular around lockdown to 2021 or so

[:La belle: @tosyn__]

They’re very stupid.

[Baibi❣️ @baibiteim]

@Toniatuslim @Iam_Jayphlow I like you girl😂

[Baibi❣️ @baibiteim]

@dranthoniaeddo @SirDavidBent I beg your most available pardon?🫢

[Jola @Jollz]

I actually want power from national grid. I don’t want solar or inverter. I want my country to work. Shitty ass place that makes your co sufferers talk down at you for not being able to figure out or hustle solutions for government incompetence. Foolish place I hate it hereeeeeee

[GIANT OF PORT HARCOURT @pizzlehoudini]

A 26yr old girl was killed on Thursday 19th march on Ada George road by hit & run drivers, it was a convoy, around 7:30pm. The cars were possibly tundra or highlander. If you have cctv footage or any info that cane lead to the arrest of the drivers, pls call 07045664485

[Baibi❣️ @baibiteim]

@DarlingtonFeron @calabardoctor @OurFavOnlineDoc You’re everywhere!!! Can you stfu!!!!🤬

[Mr. Láyí @layiwasabi]

funny how people assume everyone wants money at the end of the day when there’s me that wants it at the beginning of the day.

[Baibi❣️ @baibiteim]

@OluchiAnnabelN @mizzy_UI @DammyCove All of you shouting “that’s why she needs to do research” need to go outside and touch grass. Why in God’s name am I doing a research on that? Is it a project topic? If by chance you have done the research, share the knowledge or stfu!

[Baibi❣️ @baibiteim]

@OlannaOli My dear, I refused to talk because the thing just Dey scratch my body. There’s this guy on TikTok always hyping his mum, I think his name is “Mighty”. No be man like am?
Nonsense!!!

[Baibi❣️ @baibiteim]

@abakatimi @Osila_Oluka Yea, 2015

[Baibi❣️ @baibiteim]

@_rittyanne this looks like something you can think about 🤣🤣🤣

[SuperMegazillionaire Misty @misty_abisola]

Under my regime, once you launch your new fashion line and up to five of your designs look like what everybody and their tailor is already selling, you will be shut down. Because what exactly is the gap you claim you came to fill?

If more than two designers are producing the exact same designs, all of you will report to court and prove who launched first. If nobody can prove it, only the designer with the better price point survives. The rest of you, back to the sketchbook.

If your brand story and your designs are not speaking the same language, you will be shut down. You also cannot be shouting “empowering the everyday working woman” while your dresses start from ₦100k. You’ll be shut down and fined for your deceptive advertising.

If your finishing is poor and you still have the audacity to be launching more collections instead of getting better, you will be shut down and sentenced to two years of compulsory and intensive design training. You will only return to the market after you pass with an above-average score. No mercy because what are we here for?

If you just woke up one day and because you dress well, you decided to start a fashion brand without any training or real business knowledge, no fashion license for you. Bring a co-founder who actually understands design and the fashion business, then the state can listen to you.

To obtain the state fashion license, you must prove that at least twenty people in your immediate circle can actually afford what you’re selling. The state will not entertain “aspirational pricing.”

Everybody running RTW brands must think carefully before naming them. Words will mean exactly what they mean. If you claim RTW and you are operating like couture-by-whatsapp, you will be shutdown and fined wickedly.

If you give your designs traditional human names like Aduke, Ijeoma, Amaka and friends, the state will conduct background checks. We will locate real women who bear those names. If up to ten of them cannot afford the outfit you named after them, you will be barred from using human names moving forward. Because if the actual humans carrying the name of your design cannot even dream of buying it… what exactly are you doing? Tribute or subtle mockery? You and your pricing delusions will be shut down.

And if you say you cater to diverse body types, you must prove it. Either use state-assigned models across sizes or submit your casting for review. If your “diversity” is size 6, size 8, etc., you will not only be shut down, you will do jail.

[Baibi❣️ @baibiteim]

@Ebuka_Vic @iamhalimat_ You Catholics can be overbearing sometimes. My goodness!!!! Since when did Christianity and the celebration of the death and resurrection of Jesus Christ become determined by the Catholic institution?

[Baibi❣️ @baibiteim]

@0x1Gerrad @Castro_theAbbot @Fayokunmii I doubt it’s even up to 1% to be honest

[Baibi❣️ @baibiteim]

@d_vyen 😂😂Drop one bag for the virgins on my table with broken legs 🤣🤣🤣

[Mayyrhee⚖️👩‍⚖️📚 @mayy_rhee]

I can’t even forgive cheating.

An acquaintance transmitted HIV/AIDs through her husband in 2015.

The day I heard I couldn’t believe my ears.

Very vibrant and amazing woman. Both she and the man are gone now.

If I ever think of forgiving cheating I’ll always remember her story.

[Baibi❣️ @baibiteim]

@marthadomnic1 But you’re enjoying it because I just saw your answer to one of the exam questions 😂

[Baibi❣️ @baibiteim]

@Isiego_ Also collect new mattress from the side chick and she should be your kids grandma. Gbam!!!