The Real Bailey™

[Quinny @Quinnducotee]

i will steal every single left shoe you own.

[The Real Bailey™ @Bailey_39]

Sometimes maybe good, sometimes maybe sheet. But mostly sheet

[The Real Bailey™ @Bailey_39]

*Casually skips through entire Spotify library on the way home from work because it all sucks*

[The Real Bailey™ @Bailey_39]

@earth_to_annaa Like……the paper?

[The Real Bailey™ @Bailey_39]

Make a decision, right or wrong. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn't make a decision.

[No Foogazy @SuaveFromDaHill]

I asked my granddaddy do having bills ever stress you out, he said “Hell I owe them they don’t owe me so what the hell am I stressing for” 😂

[The Real Bailey™ @Bailey_39]

Afroman had no business going as hard as he did

[The Real Bailey™ @Bailey_39]

If you’re one of those people that come to a near complete stop in the road when you’re turning, I automatically assume you’re an idiot

[The Real Bailey™ @Bailey_39]

Swear I’d be the proud owner of 12 new kittens 🤣

[The Real Bailey™ @Bailey_39]

Football and leaves on the ground starting to sound real nice.

[Koe Wetzel @KoeWetzel]

The daddy of em all

[The Real Bailey™ @Bailey_39]

Cozy

[The Real Bailey™ @Bailey_39]

Why is it so difficult for you to move your slow, mopey ass out of the left lane?

[The Real Bailey™ @Bailey_39]

Every time

[The Real Bailey™ @Bailey_39]

Sometimes I’m so tired I have to pre-nap for my actual nap.

[The Real Bailey™ @Bailey_39]

Left hand on that steerin wheel, right hand on that chicken nugget

[The Real Bailey™ @Bailey_39]

Quitting nicotine is probably one of the most dreadful things I’ve ever done

[The Real Bailey™ @Bailey_39]

Why can’t weekends be 8 days long

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

No shit?!? Who could have possibly seen this coming?

[jo @thejoeydavis]

propaganda? how bout i take a propa ganda at those breasts