sage pike 🌲🔞

butch. vegan. nonbinary woman 22 years of age. real life lop bunny plushie. she/it. i rt yiff. ubermarxist

[lambsamwich @lambsamwich]

drunkmoder posting

[sage pike 🌲🔞 @baileynagle]

@sexytwerp u can grab me

[sage pike 🌲🔞 @baileynagle]

@pillcrushed drooling

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

🚨🇺🇸BREAKING: The CIA officer caught with $40 million in gold bars allegedly invented an entire fake top-secret spy program to steal the money.

As if this story couldn't get and wilder:

-David Rush allegedly built a sham "special access program," the blackest box in U.S. intelligence, so secret even top-clearance officials couldn't look inside without authorization

-The fake program posed as "continuity of government" work, the doomsday planning that keeps Washington running after a nuclear war

-He allegedly read in two colleagues as unwitting accomplices and used a made-up government contract to funnel millions, persuading a defense contractor to buy huge amounts of gold

-The FBI raid on his home seized 303 gold bars worth roughly $40 million, $2 million in cash, and 35 luxury watches

-Investigators say he lied about his college degrees, faked being a Navy pilot, and still sailed through the CIA's notoriously brutal vetting

-A judge ordered him held as a flight risk, and several CIA officials are now on leave as the probe widens

The scheme worked because of the system, not in spite of it.

The secrecy walls built to hide operations from China and Russia hid the fraud from the CIA itself.

A man with a fake résumé ran a fake doomsday program inside the most paranoid institution in America, and for years nobody noticed...

Source: Washington Post

[sage pike 🌲🔞 @baileynagle]

@le_wokeisme i just found out yesterday lol

[christine @crycartband]

actually the worst band name ever is the Cherry Poppin' Daddies and it's not even close

[sage pike 🌲🔞 @baileynagle]

@shilohspazz @babyknifespice why do cats smell like laundry

[sage pike 🌲🔞 @baileynagle]

does anyone want to be my plushie

pros: butch cuddles
cons: i smell like moshpit and pabst

[sage pike 🌲🔞 @baileynagle]

@le_wokeisme its any animal derived product including measles vaccines, certain antivenins, stc

[sage pike 🌲🔞 @baileynagle]

@baphop3t id still eat

[sage pike 🌲🔞 @baileynagle]

@5dsplit

[sage pike 🌲🔞 @baileynagle]

@shilohspazz @babyknifespice what does she smell like

[sage pike 🌲🔞 @baileynagle]

@rhizomancer im sorry i wish i looked more girlish but my body is built wrong

[sage pike 🌲🔞 @baileynagle]

@sorrynotsoryu harsh noise too

[sage pike 🌲🔞 @baileynagle]

@sorrynotsoryu hardcore, goth, folk punk, various types of metal, accoustic. less about the genre and more about supporting artists and i prefer diy shows

[sage pike 🌲🔞 @baileynagle]

@PEZOLCFTD you get it. black triumph 100 and camels

[sage pike 🌲🔞 @baileynagle]

@LanXemily ai

[sage pike 🌲🔞 @baileynagle]

@twtisdumb oh shit can i pay at the door

[sage pike 🌲🔞 @baileynagle]

@lithiatedyke i have a cassette for her :)

[sage pike 🌲🔞 @baileynagle]

@lithiatedyke she should hit me up