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wild thang

[b @BaileyTesterman]

PSA: School isn’t for everyone!!! I was sooo miserable when I was taking classes, but now that I work full time, I’ve never been happier. Don’t let societal norms pressure you into something that’s not for you!! Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

[elle ✨ @heyellehogan]

I’m at the airport reading, and a man in his ~60s walks by me and says: “Great book. Wish I had it earlier.”

So I ask, “Really? Why?”

That sparked a convo about how he went from Harvard MBA to investment banking in NYC… to an existential crisis at 35 where he lost himself, gave it all up, found himself, met his wife, and built multiple business.

What stuck with me the most is how he talked about his wife. He just LIT up.

“If you think I’ve had an interesting life, you should meet my wife! She’d blow you away. She blows everyone away. She’s the most impressive woman I’ve ever met. She’s my linchpin.”

Me: “What advice would you give for choosing a life partner?”

Him: “If you have a big vision and want a big life, you need someone who knocks your socks off. It’s gotta feel like winning the lottery. This person is your #1 advice giver. Your lifelong backup. Your companion for thousands of meals, events, problems. You need someone better than you in a lot of ways. Whose mind and heart amaze you. I wake up every day like, ‘How on earth did I land her?’ She says the same thing. That’s when you know.”

Then he showed me like 300 pictures of them and their kids on vacation around the world.

Couple goals. 🥹

[b @BaileyTesterman]

being in love is so fucking cool

[b @BaileyTesterman]

i’ve only been collecting my cups since january….
#dedication @QuikTrip

[b @BaileyTesterman]

How are people actually hungry in the morning? When I wake up, all I crave is nicotine and violence.

[b @BaileyTesterman]

@QuikTrip broke my heart today, idk if I’ll recover

[b @BaileyTesterman]

“You like to dance, don’t you?”
“No, I have a mental disorder and I literally cannot sit still, I hate dancing.”

[b @BaileyTesterman]

there’s nothing more torturous than being uncomfortable in your own skin.

[b @BaileyTesterman]

why can’t my life feel like a pov from @timmchiusano’s TikTok’s

[b @BaileyTesterman]

Mental illness isn’t an excuse to be a dickhead.

[b @BaileyTesterman]

@______lexayyyyy HE DOESNT DESERVE TO HEAR THOSE COMPLIMENTS 🙌🏼

[b @BaileyTesterman]

Ever sit back and think “how did I get so lucky that I met this human being?”
Like out of all the lives you could’ve changed, you brought light into mine.
Love that.

[b @BaileyTesterman]

I’m breaking up with my stomach. I want a divorce, NOW.

[b @BaileyTesterman]

Really have no idea why people still idolize MGK like aren’t you embarrassed? 🤣

[b @BaileyTesterman]

I’m so thankful for him.

[Jenell Ruth✨ @baberuthx3]

Having a clean and organized home is so healthy and therapeutic for me. I literally feel so much better mentally, physically and emotionally when everything around me is organized.

[b @BaileyTesterman]

damn gravy, you so vicious

[b @BaileyTesterman]

I will never listen to Master of Puppets the same way again.

[b @BaileyTesterman]

I blame all my stupid tattoos on the fact that I was raised by the Jackass cast.