Daughter of Nell

[Daughter of Nell @Bailskey]

Join us!

[Rauly Luna @LunaRauly]

I'm going to get written up for attendance at work tomorrow because one of my bosses would rather force me to call out than let me get my shift covered for tonight's performance! SO let's make it a good one!
84th Annual Willoughby Telethon!
Tickets: https://t.co/rmeo66eFXM

[Rauly Luna @LunaRauly]

I'm going to get written up for attendance at work tomorrow because one of my bosses would rather force me to call out than let me get my shift covered for tonight's performance! SO let's make it a good one!
84th Annual Willoughby Telethon!
Tickets: https://t.co/rmeo66eFXM

[Chicago Reader @Chicago_Reader]

El Bear's 84th Annual Willoughby Telethon, "a comedy about three coworkers tasked with running a fundraiser for their terrible company and turning it into a pro-union message of hope," runs Monday nights through 6/19 as part of @rhinofest | ✍️ @kerryreid https://t.co/yYOUfqnh0v

[Daughter of Nell @Bailskey]

Yuck yuck. Eww. Yuck.

[Daughter of Nell @Bailskey]

@TheNickLux Stop. No. Soggy french fries are superior. An overly crisp fry can cut your mouth and no one needs that shit

[Daughter of Nell @Bailskey]

Wait. Hold on. Neckties are such an odd concept. They seem so dangerous.

[Daughter of Nell @Bailskey]

@Cronk1ta That is a NICE fire

[Daughter of Nell @Bailskey]

You guys. MARS ATTACKS is leaving HBO on FEB 28

[Daughter of Nell @Bailskey]

I spend most evenings stalking my cat to make sure she poops in a litter box

[Daughter of Nell @Bailskey]

I've gotten into celery recently. I also happened to pick up hazelnut spread from Aldi today. Whatabout Ants on a Log, with hazelnut spread and chocolate chips.....?

[Daughter of Nell @Bailskey]

These white women making videos of their shakes after the vaccine need to take an improv class or something. There are other ways to get attention.

[Daughter of Nell @Bailskey]

shoulda spent my twenties as a show girl

[Daughter of Nell @Bailskey]

@JanelleMonae 🧅and 🧅

[Daughter of Nell @Bailskey]

all Christmas movies are about unlearning our commitment to capitalism, yes?

[Daughter of Nell @Bailskey]

Ok but grown up Ralphie just referred to bar flies as "lowlifes" which seems way harsh Ty

[Daughter of Nell @Bailskey]

Ok there's been a bit of children screaming, but it wasn't very authentic

[Daughter of Nell @Bailskey]

There was a LOT of authentic child screaming in that movie. I don't think PETA would let children stick their tongues to metal poles in this day and age.

[Daughter of Nell @Bailskey]

I'm obviously now watching the new A Christmas Story Christmas and there's lots of talk of his dad being great at Christmas which is like.......? My guy, your father was an asshole who told on you for saying fuck.

[Daughter of Nell @Bailskey]

I watched A Christmas Story earlier today. I think my first time not watching it on repeat on TBS on Christmas day. My biggest take away...

[Daughter of Nell @Bailskey]

I'm drinking a beer from 2014 so I'm going to pretend that it's 2014 and use Twitter like I did in 2014