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[lysha @heyalyshahey]

I’m still weak at Joe Exotic casually walking into that gift shop and telling those customers, “okay I’m gone be honest. a tiger just bit someone’s arm off.” Gmskdjdj

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

women be calling their short boyfriends “King” .. sis that’s lord farquaad

[summer ᡣ𐭩ྀིྀི₊ ⊹ @summerdru]

Did everyone’s parents do this?😭

[haqeem @haqeemhyzan]

shut up bitch i dont care about ur friendship...if he doesnt drop the song tomorrow i fucking swear ill eat stormi

[chad @badboychadhoy]

wife, giving birth: we have got to get to the hospital ASAP

me: who’s all gonna be there

[Mubarak 🇵🇸 @Mubarak4xm]

Travis and Stormi spying on Tyga and Kylie.

[Brady @pebbut]

Kermit please....I can’t lose her....not again

[drew 2 @drewphilips_]

Crying

[Mia @_mariaxo_]

My sister sent me this at work 😂😂😂 my poor kid 😂😂

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

What I look like reading my drunk texts

[L.O @GuessWhatTho]

“Yea its too late i’ve already called the cops buddy”

[adam @brokeangeI]

me to the birds chirping outside my window at 7am https://t.co/EvbbBf8NMv