BairdN

My profile picture is a sign to stop reading bios and get in your bag

[BairdN @BairdN_]

I won a MKWorld tournament last month. As good as this picture is, it will not be my pfp as I am still in my bag…

[BairdN @BairdN_]

Godly “For You” pulls right here

[Zhao DaShuai 东北进修🇨🇳 @zhao_dashuai]

IT'S YOUR PERFUME.

I've seen this many times. A foreigner or in this case a black person goes to China or East Asia, and they are greeted with covered noses and mouths.

They think to themselves, I smell good, I applied perfume before leaving, why are they doing this? This must be racism.

Chinese and East Asians do not have body odor, ~95% of us carry a variant in the ABCC11 gene causing us to produce no smell after sweating.

You can't even find deodorants supermarkets in China, people just don't need it. So our sense of smell is not used to strong perfumes, and when you enter a confined space with your perfume, people literally find the smell stinging our noses.

[BairdN @BairdN_]

@Suspriaa @JusssSpear @Rapper_Chadeau Japanese people go through a surprising amount of bullshit within their own culture, I’d bet their interest in RnB comes from a genuine place

[BairdN @BairdN_]

@devincumguy Thank you for making my day, fr

[BairdN @BairdN_]

Anyone and everyone on Kai Cenat’s level only benefits from having a professional astrologer.

If you’re a star / people are giving you star power, it makes sense to know someone who makes a living off that

[critter @BecomingCritter]

the fact that people think this is fake is blatant misogyny

[BairdN @BairdN_]

@_LoveCarter @jkelise124 Yeah for sure, can’t wait to tell my future wife and kids that she’s my beard because I blocked a woman 10 years ago

[ꜰᴀɴᴜᴍ @FanumTV]

feel free to cut me off , i aint begging a souI to fck wit me i promise

[BairdN @BairdN_]

The people responsible for this choice had to be born after the 60s

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

The Sixers’ Allen Iverson era black throwback uniforms are set to return this season 🔥 (@76ers)

[Yao🇨🇮 @Yawkonadu_Tv]

Not even the boondocks could write this joke

[BairdN @BairdN_]

The new reason why my pinned tweet will always be myself. A quick jumpscare before lurking my posts

[candy !! READ PINNED. @mittensflufstuf]

people who post their face on twitter dot com scare me

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

Earthquake frequencies affect buildings of different heights

[BairdN @BairdN_]

fuck the fun police

[✮ @istgnolimit]

double texting isn't embarrassing y'all turned basic human enthusiasm into a social crime

[Trash boat⛵️😋 @chibuikssss]

Bro this is deadass the funniest content creator rn😂😂😂😂😂he kills me everytime

[BairdN @BairdN_]

Of course I guess this 100%

[dramatic chakra @sohosultry]

LMAOOOOOO

[BairdN @BairdN_]

Majority of spiritualists that stay on point will tell you the same thing, but hey every ending is a beginning

[Brunch Davidians @the_halfdane]

That Chinese professor who said Trump was elected by god to destroy the west was so right it's not even funny

[BairdN @BairdN_]

@stellaefons Riku and Terra’s name translates to land, Sora and Ventus name translates to sky/wind, Kairi and Aquas name translates to sea/water.

I only hope you’re wrong because KH has a complicated enough plot as it is

[𓂀⛤Kassandra | IG @_Ofidia 🕸🥀 @BadbGaisgeach]

Because they didnt had time to make the 4th one

[BairdN @BairdN_]

@tyson_mk8 No fr I hate when people have the best NITA record to be submitted by anyone on the planet and try to call it a world record, like slow down buddy other people will upload faster times in the future 🤡🕑

[BairdN @BairdN_]

Speed gta loading meme easily the funniest of 2026

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

HR just emailed me and said I’m the only person who hasn’t filled out their “anonymous” survey yet