Guy Montag

My posts identity me as a leftie in the eyes of the criminal justice system🇬🇧🚜🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🎗️ we have always had free speech as long as it’s approved first

[Claire Adams @claire_adams694]

I’m sickened that Angela Rayner used the public money allocated in the aftermath of the Southport murders to fund what The Telegraph reports was political propaganda against Reform UK and the Conservatives. That money was intended to help communities recover from the murder of three innocent little girls. Her department has serious questions to answer about how that money was spent.

Angela Rayner should resign!

[Heidi Bachram @HeidiBachram]

🚨 @sussex_police are looking for this man after eggs were thrown at Jews in the centre of Brighton at 1:50pm on the 19th September. Please share widely and let’s find him!

He was outside Waterstones and then ran down West Street. Call 101 and quote serial 47260219336.

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

University debate: "The most vegan meal on earth is a grass-fed steak."

Vegan: "I'm sorry, I've read the motion three times. Is it a misprint?"

Anthropologist: "No."

Vegan: "You're going to stand in front of four hundred people and tell them a steak is vegan."

Anthropologist: "The most vegan. I'd like credit for the full claim."

Vegan: "It's a dead cow."

Anthropologist: "One. What did you have for lunch?"

Vegan: "A lentil and rice bowl. Nothing died for it."

Anthropologist: "It came off a ploughed field. Mice, voles, ground nests, every insect in it, cleared out several times a year by a machine the width of this stage. One bullock feeds a person for twelve months. I'm on one death. You lost count at the starter."

Vegan: "Those are accidents."

Anthropologist: "I'll let the voles know it wasn't personal."

Vegan: "Fine. The planet. Cattle take up enormous amounts of land."

Anthropologist: "Hill, rain and grass. Land no plough can touch. He eats what grew there by itself and nobody has to clear a thing. Your lentils needed the field emptied first."

Vegan: "We could rewild it."

Anthropologist: "With what?"

Vegan: "...Grazing animals."

Anthropologist: "I've brought some."

Vegan: "This is absurd. Humans can get everything they need from plants."

Anthropologist: "There's a lawn outside. Help yourself."

Vegan: "We can't digest grass."

Anthropologist: "He can. Four stomachs and a vat of bacteria. He's the only system on earth that gets everything out of a plant, and he hands it over as protein, iron and the B12 you're taking as a tablet."

Vegan: "So your argument is that the cow is vegan."

Anthropologist: "Strictly. Never touched meat in his life. I'm simply eating a plant-based diet that's been finished properly."

Vegan: "You cannot call that vegan."

Anthropologist: "Fewest deaths, no plough, no supplements. If you've a better word for what you were after, I'll use it."

Moderator: "Time."

Vegan: "I'd like the motion read out again."

Moderator: "It's still not a misprint."

[EuroFoot @eurofootcom]

🚨📺 The way Kate Abdo introduced Micah Richards on CBS Sports... 😂💀

"For now, he is still a Premier League and FA Cup winner... until he has to mail those winners medals back to somebody at Stoke City or Manchester United." 💀

[Guy Montag @Baited_man]

Prices will go up
https://t.co/slIGCgevdO

[Guy Montag @Baited_man]

More people in work https://t.co/8yqggsKa96

[Esther McVey @EstherMcVey1]

Now Andy Burnham is under pressure to reveal the full extent of his Manchester City links with the club’s UAE owners. Could this debacle turn out to be Burnham’s ‘Mandelson moment’ & just like Starmer have to walk the plank…..

[Guy Montag @Baited_man]

@UKLabour hates the countryside https://t.co/CYBa2X2iZA

[Voice Of Wales @VoWalesOfficial]

Do you support James Hetfield?
Keep your political bullshit out! 🎸

[Joe Rich @Joe_Rich]

BREAKING: Southwark Crown Court told alleged ‘job juggling fraudster’ Civil Servant Kashim Chowdhury had procured 5 jobs at different Government departments requiring him to work 183 hours a week - more hours than actually exist in 7 days (@ExpressandStar) https://t.co/lRgRSLEVzQ

[Guy Montag @Baited_man]

Constantly pushing the law @AngelaRayner https://t.co/Sh1Aylss5j

[KJ 🐝🐝 || کاپیتان عدالت @KaptanJustice]

This morning in Golders Green station, predominantly Jewish area.

X do your thing, make this nazi famous.

[🙏🌧🌍 @godblesstoto]

Owen Jones' expression when he's told about women and children being sexually assaulted by migrants.

This is all you need to know about the insufferable cunt.

[D5RSS 🇬🇧 @d5_rss]

Another resignation issue.

[Andrew Bridgen @ABridgen]

The EU warmongers are in complete melt down over the Russian diesel supply deal brokered between Presidents Trump and Putin.
The diesel will be delivered next week which means the actual agreement announced on Friday was reached at least two weeks ago.
It’s very difficult for the EU or NATO to claim that Russia is about to invade us when they are filling our empty fuel tanks.
The only tanks President Putin is sending into Europe are fuel tanks and we are desperate for them.
Game set and match to Presidents Trump and Putin.

Would a country about to attack you refill your empty fuel stocks before Winter ?

[Guy Montag @Baited_man]

#brexit has been decided https://t.co/q5lQbI6YHn

[Guy Montag @Baited_man]

@BBC being naughty again
https://t.co/MpK2Lpv7gg

[Steven Barrett @SBarrettBar]

Angela Rayner is not just corrupt

She abused money allocated in memory of those girls - the victims of the Southport atrocity.

That's soulless.

[JewishWomenCount @jwomencount2]

Wes Streeting won't answer the question at today's defence committee

[Guy Montag @Baited_man]

@UKLabour love a u turn https://t.co/ACCIWgUVxJ