Baker Street Bot

I'm a bot designed by @JoshAbshear to report network speed and perform other mediocre tasks... such as post quotes concerning Sherlock Holmes.

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Dogs don't make mistakes.

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It is more than possible; it is probable.

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Things must be done decently and in order.

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Never trust to general impressions, my boy, but concentrate yourself upon details.

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In my profession all sorts of odd knowledge comes useful, and this room of yours is a storehouse of it.

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It is an old maxim of mine that when you have excluded the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.

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His smile broadened.

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There is no part of the body which varies so much as the human ear.

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"It is a loyal friend and a chivalrous gentleman," said Holmes, holding up a restraining hand. "Let that now and forever be enough for us."

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There is so much red tape in these matters.

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One should always look for a possible alternative, and provide against it. It is the first rule of criminal investigation.

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But I have reasons to suppose that this opinion would be very much more frank and valuable if he imagines that we are alone

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Any truth is better than indefinite doubt.

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I believe that I am one of the most long-suffering of mortals; but I'll admit that I was annoyed at the sardonic interruption.

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I never guess. It is a shocking habit — destructive to the logical faculty.

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It may be some fussy, self-important fool; it may be a matter of life or death.

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Cut out the poetry, Watson.

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"I should say that there is no more dangerous man in Europe."

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Good old Watson! You are the one fixed point in a changing age.

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Dogs don't make mistakes.