Hon. Balaam ProMax (Parody)

Parodic account, Balaam ProMax is not in anyway related to Hon Minster, Dr Balaam Atenyi. This account is also purely for fun, nothing serious

[Hon. Balaam ProMax (Parody) @BalaamProMax]

@mkainerugaba But my leader, commander of god's army, why do you want to arrest Mzee?

He is also a good general and former commander for the god's army too

[Hon. Balaam ProMax (Parody) @BalaamProMax]

Dear @NIRA_Ug, I applied for the renewal of my National ID in October of 2023. Until now, it is not yet ready.

Any explanation for this?

[Hon. Balaam ProMax (Parody) @BalaamProMax]

@mkainerugaba My supreme leader, if Kabobi decides to do his birthday marathon run, no one will attend even in Kamwokya

[Hon. Balaam ProMax (Parody) @BalaamProMax]

@mkainerugaba My supreme leader, please don't arrest him now. He might urinate like a woman for no reason

[Hon. Balaam ProMax (Parody) @BalaamProMax]

@mkainerugaba Yes. Ambassador Michael Katungi will represent my supreme leader on 18tg April.

Thank you, the commander of god's army

[Hon. Balaam ProMax (Parody) @BalaamProMax]

@mkainerugaba Your my supreme leader. We should build the church and Kabobi should never step there

[Hon. Balaam ProMax (Parody) @BalaamProMax]

@mkainerugaba Yes supreme leader. When you're thinking about war or politics, you're thinking about Kabobi and Beyonce

[Hon. Balaam ProMax (Parody) @BalaamProMax]

I miss our supreme leader, the commander of the Lord's army, @mkainerugaba

[Barugahara Balaam Ateenyi. @BalaamBarugahar]

Hard work is the key to success . Let's instill a strong work ethic in our young people, empowering them to earn a living and build a brighter future.
Thank Rt @AnitahAmong and your deputy @Thomas_Tayebwa for giving our young cleaners opportunity to work.
@Mglsd_UG
@Parliament_Ug

[Hon. Balaam ProMax (Parody) @BalaamProMax]

@Mutesimarion_ How will he use the money on initiatives that were done byate Mr Update - Ssegiriny, if he doesn't accept that 500M from parliament to by a car?

[Hon. Balaam ProMax (Parody) @BalaamProMax]

@EmileFFC_ @TweetHunterIO screenshot this

[Hon. Balaam ProMax (Parody) @BalaamProMax]

Meanwhile in Gulu, MPs are flocking happening places and picking up girls for the night, but Magogo can't do that, because his wife is around.

Speak of life indifferences! #ParliamentInGulu

[Hon. Balaam ProMax (Parody) @BalaamProMax]

@dennizzer_k Because the only player to comes close to Cristiano is Messi