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We are thrilled to announce Last Chance U star Bobby Bruce has transferred to Balchub State to play football! Congrats Bobby! #FinallyBlackCock

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Balchub is back #WhoWantsBlack

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Shout out to Africa!

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Have u balchubed today? If not settle down with your kids and balchub them hard! Get that Black Cock pride with your little kids!!!!

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BREAKING:

Balchub State to discontinue its relationship with @budlight.

“We believe in the best for our students, and that’s why we cannot with good conscience continue to serve bud light in the school cafeteria.”

Balchub State is considering a partnership with @TitosVodka.

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In todays crazy world, we need all that we can get to make the all time support for our families for tomorrow.

Join us to support Kids for children in communities around the world on your very street!

#Society

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@Nelson_Tawah @CoachPlungasRMU Get yo ass to the chub boy!

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We are excited add transfer QB from @SAGU_Football Delbert Bumpus!

Thank you to Hullett for the coordinating the transfer! Welcome to black cock country!

#CocksUp

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High School Players - take some time this holiday season to step away from your family to train for next season. Your family can wait, but preparation for next year can’t.

#CocksUp

[Denton beams @BeamsDenton]

Girls keep talking about how there done with all the drama when I didnt even know there was any

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The perfect guy doesn't exis...

[Sam Clayton @sam_clayton9]

Y'all pray for my friend Denton ain't nothing wrong with he just looks like a peach

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Please join us this Friday for Jewish Focus Camp!

Notable speakers will be helping us focus on Jewish issues in the community.

This years’ lineup includes @KingJames and @HasbullaHive.

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BREAKING:

Balchub State to cut ties with @kanyewest.

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Ched milk

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Don

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It’s an honor to announce the recipient of this years “Hardest Black Cock” Award to Creamy Yewish!

Congrats Creamy!

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Statement from the Head of School:

“Despite the chicken nugget shortage, the Student Pickle Harvest Festival will go as planned.”

No further updates at this time.

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Very sad to announce the death of our poor mascot, Picklejuice. We received this video early this morning from rival school, Butlick University. RIP to the juice!!!

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Campus Safety Update:

The suspect in the big bird costume has been apprehended and is in custody.

Clean-up of the dining hall is expected to take 5 months.

All students affected by this tragedy are eligible for a mini-fridge courtesy of @StateFarm.

#CocksUp

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Please welcome our newest oline clack craflius johnstein!!! We love the flub! #bcu #blackedu