Gerald Oden

Coolest guy you know

[Gerald Oden @BaldMojo]

@realDonaldTrump I'd like to take this opportunity to wish you a very happy President Obama Day.

[Gerald Oden @BaldMojo]

@realDonaldTrump @POTUS And we all trust polls, don't we? You crack me up, silly little man.

[Bill Kristol @BillKristol]

A partisan impeachment? The witnesses have been career officials, except for Republicans Sondland and Morrison. All have served in the Trump Administration. Other Republicans--Mulvaney, Bolton, Giuliani--refuse to testify. Questioning has been evenly divided between D's and R's.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

As far as your brain is concerned, love is an addiction, and breakups cause it to go through a literal withdrawal.

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

‘If Facebook were around in the 1930s, it would have allowed Hitler to post 30-second ads’ — Listen to Sacha Baron Cohen slam the social media industry for facilitating the spread of hate, lies, and conspiracies

[Gerald Oden @BaldMojo]

@realDonaldTrump Sir, during your campaign you promised you would "act Presidential" if elected. That's the one campaign promise I'd like to see you keep. When might we see something of that nature?

Signed,
A voter

[Gerald Oden @BaldMojo]

@realDonaldTrump @POTUS Are you under the impression the GOP controlled Senate can't introduce bills? Perhaps you should consider taking a civics course. Just a thought.

[Gerald Oden @BaldMojo]

@JennaLynnMeowri Hell yeah, the thighs always have the most flavor. Mad respect.

[Gerald Oden @BaldMojo]

@SarahKSilverman This is how the zombie apocalypse begins.

[Gerald Oden @BaldMojo]

@EricIdle Nicki?

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

Happy Passover !! Make sure you’re not the Pharoah in someone else’s story. One person’s terrorist is another’s freedom fighter and vice versa. Let’s remember we are all brothers & sisters. And share. And call it a DAY. IMOIMOIMOIMO♥️peace♥️

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Retweet this and you can kill a guy.

[Gerald Oden @BaldMojo]

@SarahKSilverman Is there any other way to tweet?

[Gerald Oden @BaldMojo]

@SarahKSilverman Can I take you to lunch and "pick your nose" instead? I'll give ya a nickle.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

If you want to keep dangerous weapons out of the hands of the mentally ill, don't elect them President.

[Gerald Oden @BaldMojo]

@SarahKSilverman That would be nice but I'd rather see Warren/Winfrey 2020. It has a nice ring to it.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I know for a fact that Donald Trump has a very small penis.

Please retweet this enough that he can't help but respond.

Thanks,
God

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

FYI: The very concept of a Super Moon is an embarrassment to everything else we call super: Supernova, Supercollider, Superman, Super Mario Bros.

[Dalai Lama @DalaiLama]

Peace is not brought about through conflict, but through compassion—creating peace of mind within ourselves. We all need compassion and women can take a lead role in encouraging others to let it flower within them. My own first teacher of kindness and compassion was my mother.

[Gerald Oden @BaldMojo]

#HR4HR