Ballamazing

Twitter makes it OK for you to stalk me.

[Ballamazing @Ballamazing]

@bdesilva94 @FlyQuest @spaceghost @Ballamazingames , look at this guy with no friends! He should just make an extra account to talk to himself like we do. 🥸

[Dead by Daylight @DeadbyDaylight]

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[Lumie @LumieGames]

All I see when I look at the Resurgence perk logo

#dbd #DeadbyDaylight

[dunkey @vgdunkey]

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P i'll post the rest later

[Ballamazing @Ballamazing]

OK, 2020... today is the day... say sike right now.

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@vgdunkey I didn't I didn't

[Ballamazing @Ballamazing]

What

if

the

Internet

was

so

slow

it

loaded

one

word

at

a

time?

Defend #NetNeutrality https://t.co/H90crzfuUP

[Ballamazing @Ballamazing]

It's teethpaste and you know it. @Colgate

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Nothing wakes me up more than a NICE HOT cup of coffee... and spilling half of it on my lap.

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It's moments like when I am unable to open a package of trail mix, that I'm humbly reminded that​ I am not Bear Grylls...

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My cat is stuck in a plastic bag. Now he's walking around the house with it still attached. "Welp... I guess this is a part of me now."

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I make sure my cat is around every time I open up a soda, just for his double takes.

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Air Force Times, reporting the stories you REALLY care about.

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"Man... I gotta pee." - Me

*Drinks more water*

I don't make sense sometimes...

[Ballamazing @Ballamazing]

One of my electric car windows is possessed...

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How I Vacuum https://t.co/UijBFhbRD1

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

#EgyptAir hijack: 7 people still on board, including 3 passengers - Egyptian officials https://t.co/y3exEnXklc https://t.co/HUH2UhuSEt

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Well, you know what they say? There are plenty of crime documentaries out in the sea, especially if you end up committing a pretty neat one.

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Last night I spent Valentines day with my true love... Crime documentaries. Sadly it didn't work out. I finished the last episode today...

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Besides trying to eat the toilet paper, Jesus is a pretty awesome roommate. https://t.co/uM3N7ToFJ3