Chris Ball

everything is effort

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

No one tells you how much of adulthood is bribing yourself with a little treat in order to stave off psychosis.

[Everyone's Favourite Jim @JimmerUK]

“What is the charge? Dating a boy? A succulent legal boy?"

[Jon Pigeon @PigeonJon]

Even I think Boris Johnson should resign and I am a Fucking Pigeon.

[LADbible @ladbible]

3 years ago today, we lost one of the world's greatest creative minds.

The man who co-created Spider-Man, X-Men, Iron Man, Thor, the Hulk, Ant-Man, the Wasp, the Fantastic Four, Black Panther, Daredevil, Doctor Strange, Scarlet Witch, and Black Widow.

RIP Stan Lee

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Leon. He is very puppared for any inclement weather. Literally nothing could come between him and his walkies. 13/10

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Steve from Blues Clues is BACK and has us all in our feels

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

The European Super League has been scrapped. RIP u will live on forever. Cant believe it. I wanna run to u. Really cant believe this. @

[Tom @tomsnyds]

Microsoft Outlook asking me if I’m sure I want to schedule a meeting without a location

[Lewis Morley 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Lewis_M_Morley]

We are so lucky to still have jobs currently. I had a bloke decorating my house for the last three days. I got chatting to him and he is a Ryanair pilot on Furlough. He is decorating now to try and pay his mortgage, sad times but in fairness he did a great job on the landing.

[hatti @HattiRex]

I’ve been to the Tier 3000, not much has changed but we live underwater

[Jme @JmeBBK]

Good morning

[Casey Neistat @Casey]

I think about Kevin dropping the chili about a dozen times a day.

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

“are you ok?” no, the sun is setting before 5pm

[Chris Ramsey @IAmChrisRamsey]

Wonder if Boris will be this late when he’s working in cyber?