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slug on you

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Just shot my first rope in my new apartment

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Don't know how Florence + the machine flies so under the radar. Song after song. Just absolute genius in practice

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I need to nuh from fuhhing so hard

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I gotta nuh soon

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Gonna have to start a civil war with people born between 2008-present.

"Can I have your most fire coffee on the menu" should get you prison time if not death penalty or firing squad

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Israel made me scared of sickle cell

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Truckin for a suckin

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If you drink precisely enough while playing pool you start to see trajectories and overlays and shit

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@nuggetsfan9717 Did you watch any of the postseason

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Singing a boogie wit da hoodie to the guy in the stall over

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@WomanDefiner It's a hibernation zones for Jews to be frozen for millions of years.

We cannot stand for this!

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@Wolvesmuse Soft

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@austingrew21 Yes

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@ButtaSports When did I mention anything about it being fun being in Denver? I want to kill myself every waking morning you imbecile

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@MattLaneWrites I did the first time. Flush one of the kids down the toilet. Problem solved.

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@mariotomich Hi I'm Mario and I need to toot my own horn to people on the internet because I'm 5'10" 200 and retarded