Balloon Boy

mamasan get the pyrex ready, I think I'm gonna puke!...

[Balloon Boy @BalloonedBoy]

Dad's wearing a captain's hat and a mesh halter top today. Oh, and rollerblades. That dude is more messed up than I thought.

[Balloon Boy @BalloonedBoy]

Late #FF candy! Get some @adoushka @CFGroup @JimGrygar @monkeydogify @Joodster23 @ARTweestic @mark12167 @Fretsawjoystick @ninaL12 @MsCerissa

[Balloon Boy @BalloonedBoy]

#FF cookies on Saturday @Funny_Quote @shadmahlum @cjayelerose @islandtweetness @JuicyJulesRocks @Heatmizer_626 @destinyblog @Malahidael

[Balloon Boy @BalloonedBoy]

#FF danceoff @CFGroup @dispatcher5 @cjayelerose @MilanSvec @HighTimes_Mike @destinyblog @CorneliusVega @NickDevious @JuicyJulesRocks

[Balloon Boy @BalloonedBoy]

Mamasan's in her sock puppet world and dad's busy admiring himself in front of his mirror in his room. I'd be better off with wolves.

[Balloon Boy @BalloonedBoy]

@HighTimes_Mike I'm going to come see you when I get back on my balloon. It'll give me something to do when I'm up there :+)

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Dad's all upset he can't fit into his skinny jeans with that weird gadget on his ankle. So he's wearing a tight sailor t-shirt now.

[Balloon Boy @BalloonedBoy]

Mamasan made a lot of clicking noises by my ear last night which kept me up all night. I think she was really bored.

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Dad's wearing some weird gadget on his ankle and says it's to communicate with the aliens. Mamasan of course, doesn't need gadgets for that.

[Balloon Boy @BalloonedBoy]

Love em all #FF @LuuNeeTunez @iamQueenn @Heatmizer_626 @dannyson1 @Lopharr @jeiol @Evanio @crunkzombies @BombTheLove @zbleumoon @Solotica

[Balloon Boy @BalloonedBoy]

@BombTheLove I don't understand months but I'll get there as soon as I can steal a bike and wait for you. Might take a while though.

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@b_aniket do I believe in aliens? Why yes, how else can one explain mamasan having tentacles for fingers?

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@BombTheLove say when and where :+)

[Balloon Boy @BalloonedBoy]

Hope dad doesn't find out that we've been cutting off pieces from his balloon and use them as trash bags. Reduce, reuse, recycle right?

[Balloon Boy @BalloonedBoy]

#FF <3 @imdjchillywilly @ERIC_CARTMAN97 @islandtweetness @vmdoggi @HitsByZuk @Schelmy @michaelbathurst @zbleumoon @ItsKiraSDuff @MySOdotCom

[Balloon Boy @BalloonedBoy]

#FF sweets @Belle_Beaute @sandalgal @RichardBejah @photocopied @heerbol @imdjchillywilly @twindowpane @annamhealy @mcthecat @KessyBarcellos

[Balloon Boy @BalloonedBoy]

#FF my darlings @SoraMeanSky @Voxyldy @MaryamLovesJazz @HennyRox05 @shadmahlum @CFGroup @PHILIPGRANGER @shaanhaider @amanda_bot @cecimartin

[Balloon Boy @BalloonedBoy]

Dad's secretly planning a comeback. Just thought I'd let you guys know. Also call 911. Why keep the hilarity to yourself?

[Balloon Boy @BalloonedBoy]

What flies around, comes around.

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Writing a song called: "Never too high from home"