J Smoove

[Lemon Hut🌳 @lemonhut2]

Me blowing weed smoke at the fly that got into my house:

[Fanzy 💫 @Ifanyima]

Saturday is the only real weekend day. Friday is whole workday, and Sunday is basically Monday's waiting room.
we've been scammed, tricked, hoodwinked, misled and deceived.😭😭

[Olivia Rodnegro @pronouncedliv]

Most Sunday Saturday ever

[Call me weed @Alot091]

Me rewarding myself after a long day.🍃

[flame @laflame_xq]

T.I. GOT PISSED AND STARTED CRASHING OUT ON HIS WIFE, TINY, after he left his car keys with her and warned her not to drive his car because she’s a bad driver, but she still decided to take the car out while he was away despite his warning and ended up CRASHING it💀😂😭

T.I.: “You see this is why husbands should be able to beat their wives, the world was a much better place back then”

Heiress: “I don’t know much about grown ups but what i do know is that they do the most”😭

Tiny: “Don’t nobody wanna drive that raggedy ass car anyway, i’m good with cars”

Heiress: “Yeah, but not bicycles”😂😭

[Jaydeep @_jaydeepkarale]

Life has been a joke since 2020

2020 — Covid
2021 — Lockdown
2022 — AI
2023 — Layoffs
2024 — AI agents
2025 — Wars
2026 — AI almost starts a war

[ỌMỌ́TÁRÁ LAWRENCE @theladymotara]

Having money is nice, but having money left after handling your responsibilities? Different level of peace.

[Tired Peasant @HorrorGorl]

$100 is the new $20

[444 @amanlexidor]

You started that job to be financially stable and look at you now…..mentally unstable

[𝙿𝚊𝚞 ࣪ ִֶ ☾ ⋆ ★ @PauuHdzE]

Bajen la edad de jubilación a 35, ya no doy más.

[Ăndre🦅 @nowthatsandre_]

Having weed to smoke everyday is an underrated Blessing.

[MiddleNameDwayne @DwayneJay]

Can mfers stop acting like 30 is old?? He reacting like she said she’s 72.

[₿RØWŃ🍁🥷 @_YKbrown]

She tried her best to explain herself 😭😭

[MOH🗿 @literallyMoh]

having to work past 3pm on a Friday feels like a crime.

[Forte 4R😶‍🌫️ @Forte4r]

Cannabis fun fact: The perfect time to smoke weed is after you have had a productive day, or when yo bout to have one.