Ballzagna

whose dick do I have to suck to suck some dick around here?

[PSF | I Huff SCARY Raid® @ladygeistpitjob]

there was a holocaust survivor who spoke at my school once and he said that when his parents were saved from the camps and sent to the US his mother cried when the train dropped them off in Butte because she thought it was another concentration camp

[Ballzagna @Ballzagna]

@endziguri @Caol_MacCormaic What, being apart of one of the greatest tv shows of all time is something to be ashamed of, (keep in mind, the statues are of tv characters) what are you talking about

[Christian Heiens 🏛 @ChristianHeiens]

We liberated Belgium in 1944, and this is how they repay us? With an ass-whooping that will be remembered in America for hours, possibly even days, to come?

[biggie @biggieU_U]

Rockstar on the lowkey:

[Thumbs @punishedthumbs]

We mostly just set up our scene partners for really funny punchlines

[Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin]

[police sketch artist interrupts me] large naturals?

[SavageKid @SavageKid5027]

I used to go to the gta v strip club and get a private lap dance then jerk off to it

[rune sword @runesword1]

(getting a vision of how i will die, seeing myself dressed as a pirate and bleeding out on the floor of a casino) oh okay that’s not so bad

[Ope! McTavish @Spoon_town]

Out of curiosity, what's the gate code for your neighborhood?

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🎃 @simpsons_DG]

I've got to find a replacement who won't outshine me.

Perhaps if I search the employee evaluations for the word "incompetent..."

714 names!? Better be more specific.

[Henny @Gintama__Stan]

Said “BAM” throwing something in the trash at work and the old heads at worked jumped me

[redrum @griffisu]

every few years a prodigy is born