Yeshiva guy in Dallas

probably eating something or sleeping or talking on the phone...

[Yeshiva guy in Dallas @BaltimoreBachur]

I am so frum i toivled my car
#TooFrum4u

[Yeshiva guy in Dallas @BaltimoreBachur]

I named my wifi hashem just so i could have a connection to hashem
#Toofrum4u

[Yeshiva guy in Dallas @BaltimoreBachur]

Spoiler alert:
agent emes will be in both avengers inifinty war part 2 and in smash bros ultimate

[Yeshiva guy in Dallas @BaltimoreBachur]

New cereal idea:
black froot loops called streimools
#randomthoughts

[Yeshiva guy in Dallas @BaltimoreBachur]

Due to chanukah i have invested my money in the chanukageltcoin stock
#randomcomments

[Yeshiva guy in Dallas @BaltimoreBachur]

@ImTaka_TheRebba autocorrect can go straight to he'll

[Yeshiva guy in Dallas @BaltimoreBachur]

*off

[Yeshiva guy in Dallas @BaltimoreBachur]

*blows dust of phone*
wow!!! does this thing still work?

[Yeshiva guy in Dallas @BaltimoreBachur]

Stop @causticbob

[Yeshiva guy in Dallas @BaltimoreBachur]

Today is when advill makes the most money

[Yeshiva guy in Dallas @BaltimoreBachur]

Whois@baltimorebachur

[Yeshiva guy in Dallas @BaltimoreBachur]

Immpractical joakers: the story of two geshmaksters before purim
#jewish tv

[Yeshiva guy in Dallas @BaltimoreBachur]

Mom: clean ur room

*3 hours later*

mom: what did i tell u?!

Me: u werent listening either?!

[Yeshiva guy in Dallas @BaltimoreBachur]

That time when someone steels your phone and u have know idea who it was...

[Eric Stonestreet @ericstonestreet]

Cc: @Pontifex, @Adele, and @andylassner https://t.co/aazJRdUFHx

[Yeshiva guy in Dallas @BaltimoreBachur]

Fwd:
unfollow @Glerpishter

[Yeshiva guy in Dallas @BaltimoreBachur]

You are not fat you have fat, you also have fingernails but you are not fingernails
#reallogic

[Yeshiva guy in Dallas @BaltimoreBachur]

I exercised once but found i was allergic to it, my heart raced and i got all sweaty, dont do it very dangerous
@foreverrandom
@big_ravpapa