Bam Garcia

Austin

[Bam Garcia @Bam4292]

@kneediar Very sad. I've been 32 for a while now. I wouldn't recommend it.

[Bam Garcia @Bam4292]

Put us on the map!

[The Monitor @monitornews]

La Joya boy in first place as national mullet competition continues | #RGV
https://t.co/xDw0Di5Lub

[Bam Garcia @Bam4292]

@straightcooolin Probably a lot of bad financial decisions lol

[Bam Garcia @Bam4292]

You ever drink 2 #electricjellyfish and buy 2 concert tickets and a flight to Thailand?

[Bam Garcia @Bam4292]

I only have one year to find a date for two weddings. Too much pressure.

[Austin FC @AustinFC]

Our content king. 👑

[Bam Garcia @Bam4292]

Always have all three on hand 🔥

[Bam Garcia @Bam4292]

I go into a coffee shop at 10am to do some work and they say " Would you like to try our once in a lifetime, seasonal, expires in 30 seconds coffee porter?" How am I supposed to say no to that?! That's not fair at all.

[Ash Phat @Beirnyllium]

If it's one family imma follow it's the Irwin family 🔥

[Bam Garcia @Bam4292]

@isaacvee Stop it papi.

[Bam Garcia @Bam4292]

I bought a truck, so I only listen to country music now.

[Bam Garcia @Bam4292]

@MahRiYuhh Yes, you are not alone. Keep going!

[Bam Garcia @Bam4292]

My new calling in life is to travel the world and get fat.

[Bam Garcia @Bam4292]

How am I gonna be thirty and I just found out I can set a time for my coffee to brew automatically.

[Bam Garcia @Bam4292]

I drink water in between every alcoholic beverage now. My old man body thanked me this morning.

[Bam Garcia @Bam4292]

My journey to buying a new sofa consisted of me taking a seat and repeatedly saying "This is a good sofa".

[Bam Garcia @Bam4292]

My friends boat party is this Sunday and I have a band camp tan.

[Bam Garcia @Bam4292]

@MahRiYuhh Yesssss please!

[Bam Garcia @Bam4292]

Can somebody just choose my next destination in the US. I'm so indecisive.

[Bam Garcia @Bam4292]

@toxico512 I chose New Orleans but Washington will be next lol

[Bam Garcia @Bam4292]

@bleddyn_live I guess I'm going to New Orleans. Thanks!