Jake Bender

[Jake Bender @Bamboonga]

@LauraJedeed Wow. This thread put a lot of shit I can't talk about and don't think about so perfectly into words. Thank you for writing this.

[Jake Bender @Bamboonga]

I wonder...

Will playing the audio from a Viagra advertisement over a Biden campaign ad/child's birthday party ever get old?

[Jake Bender @Bamboonga]

@razorfist I always assumed the 'reproductive difficulties' of the xenos was nature's equivalent of nuke silos requiring two people to turn a key before launch.

[Jake Bender @Bamboonga]

@BigBearButt @razorfist And Bill Murray says...

'then again, maybe one of us won't...'

[Jake Bender @Bamboonga]

@razorfist I think you got him, that no-good, yogurt-eating creep...

[Jake Bender @Bamboonga]

What happened to this woman was a crime. This, ladies and gentlemen, is what a real whistleblower looks like. Please give if you can.

Help Chelsea Manning Pay Her Court Fines https://t.co/k73PAhI5N9

[Jake Bender @Bamboonga]

@SurrndrDorothy @Corey_Feldman I got about 15 minutes in before it shut down...piggybacking off somebody else's feed on twitch tho.

[Jake Bender @Bamboonga]

@DarlaShine @Corey_Feldman Updated to something about hackers...

[Jake Bender @Bamboonga]

@DarlaShine @Corey_Feldman Not yet...

[Jake Bender @Bamboonga]

@razorfist @TeamYouTube What a SHOCK.

[Jake Bender @Bamboonga]

@SexySavannahAnd 600 per 60?

[Jake Bender @Bamboonga]

@BP_Cali @NickDiPaolo Wow, congrats dude...you noticed sarcasm.

I think you're ready to move on to 'not' jokes...

..........NOTTTTTTTTT!!!

[Jake Bender @Bamboonga]

@ewarren Uhhhhhhhhhhh...

And here I always thought the thing about how you people drink was just an ignorant stereotype...

[Jake Bender @Bamboonga]

@CarolForden @NickDiPaolo Yeah, that's what I thought. Just another SJW looking for people to look at and pity you. Color me shocked.

[Jake Bender @Bamboonga]

@JustinP25982070 @CarolForden @NickDiPaolo *takes out earplugs*

Did not copy...say again, over?

[Jake Bender @Bamboonga]

@CarolForden @4_the_babies @NickDiPaolo Still waiting for you to clarify which member of your immediate family was shot at Wal-Mart. Or were you lying to get some attention?

[Jake Bender @Bamboonga]

@CarolForden @NickDiPaolo HEY. CAROL FORDEN. STILL WAITING TO HEAR WHICH MEMBER OF YOUR FAMILY WAS A VICTIM OF THE WAL-MART SHOOTING...SO I CAN PRAY FOR THEM...YOU LYING PIECE OF FIG.

[Jake Bender @Bamboonga]

@CarolForden @NickDiPaolo Oh...oh wow I'm so sorry for your loss. Which member of your immediate family was killed in the Wal-Mart shooting?

I'd like to say a prayer for them as soon as I finish fact checking your bullshit story...

[Jake Bender @Bamboonga]

@NickDiPaolo @AmyHitchen6 @Hittman2005 She...she's brave...for judging you about a joke. She had the balls to whine about your joke on Twitter...

Y'know...just the way you tell the story...you're a funny guy...

[Jake Bender @Bamboonga]

@NickDiPaolo @AmyHitchen6 @Hittman2005 Talking to her whiny ass...

[Jake Bender @Bamboonga]

@HanKSmithGA @NickDiPaolo Says the guy whose SN is making fun of the Georgia Tech shooting...you are classless