Brittany

Normal is an illusion

[Brittany @BAMES1990]

Its not just sex, it's love! ... Two people connecting...

With 4 other people...

And aliens.

#OITNBSeason3

[Brittany @BAMES1990]

I love when Wendy tells me to grab a snack and come on back...she knows my life. 👌 @WendyWilliams

[Brittany @BAMES1990]

@bretteldredge is coming to St. Louis when I'm out of town??!! I am so upset!! Please come to New Orleans instead 😙 June 23-28

[Brittany @BAMES1990]

"A true measure of friendship isn't how you feel about them, but how they make you feel about yourself."

[Brittany @BAMES1990]

Sleeping with the window open 🌙🌟😍😴

[Brittany @BAMES1990]

@maribethlay how dare you tweet at me when I'm expecting a reply for Brett!! I nearly had a heart attack hahahahahah 😂

[Brittany @BAMES1990]

@bretteldredge any chance in seeing you on Broadway after the show tomorrow?? It would make my day after driving all the way from STL!! 😙😙😙🍻

[Brittany @BAMES1990]

Male only janitors and the cleaning supplies closet is in the women's locker room??? Fuck it, I'm going for it 💩 #Shameless

[Brittany @BAMES1990]

I think its time to buy a new kimono or 8.

[Brittany @BAMES1990]

"Is it because I'm Jewish?? Because I'd kill my rabbi with a pork chop to be with your sister..." #BigBangTheory

[Brittany @BAMES1990]

Take a 2 leaf clover, drink a bottle of Jameson..... #BOOM 4 leaf clover.

[Brittany @BAMES1990]

Take a beef patty, watch it perform a miracle....#BOOM St. Patty.

[Brittany @BAMES1990]

You know you're drunk when you put cream cheese on pizza...

[Brittany @BAMES1990]

"There's nothing superficial about making yourself feel good and strong and confident." @stacylondon 😍😍😍 #LadyCrush

[Brittany @BAMES1990]

"Lois, it is called the 'poop deck'...that is why I pooped there..." #FamilyGuy

[Brittany @BAMES1990]

Part of me knows I should shave my legs ... The other part of me knows #MardiGras is going to be freezing!!!! #FurCoat

[Brittany @BAMES1990]

Male janitor at the gym cleaning the bathroom???? Good thing I didn't decide to drop a deuce....💩😒✌

[Brittany @BAMES1990]

Soda or iced coffee....iced coffee or soda...