Alana Banana 🕵🏼‍♀️

“If I were a horse, I would let him ride me anywhere.” 💙JAMMF 💙 #MPC2018

[Alana Banana 🕵🏼‍♀️ @Bananaplus1]

So excited to have had the chance to FaceTime @SamHeughan who is such a sweetheart and such a joy to speak with! I hope you enjoyed the call as much as we did, Sam! #pinksunglasses

[Alana Banana 🕵🏼‍♀️ @Bananaplus1]

Ayyyy

Mine is @ franklytheflowershop and my friends are @ Kathryn-Galindo and @ Macey-Mercer

[Venmo @Venmo]

#VenmoItForward: We’re giving out $10,000 today to fend off Mercury retrograde. RT this, drop your Venmo handle & tag a friend. We might send you both $100, $250, or $500.

Must follow @Venmo. No purch nec. Ends 9/23. US only, 18+. Venmo acct req’d. Rules: https://t.co/PkH55SVjgn

[Alana Banana 🕵🏼‍♀️ @Bananaplus1]

Every mom can relate to the guy that’s been assigned to wiping off the podium.

[Podlander Drunkcast: an Outlander Podcast @podlandercast]

Feeling like @caitrionambalfe over here

[Alana Banana 🕵🏼‍♀️ @Bananaplus1]

@KnitLynne GURL. Imma text a bish.

[Alana Banana 🕵🏼‍♀️ @Bananaplus1]

So uh... where are my Witchers at? That a thing on here?

[Alana Banana 🕵🏼‍♀️ @Bananaplus1]

Ceselie and I were in Mexico when the pediatrist office caught fire.

[Alana Banana 🕵🏼‍♀️ @Bananaplus1]

My husband let me sleep in this morning while he got the kids ready for school. Was it necessary for him to yell “WE DONT WEAR WHITE AFTER LABOR DAY!” At the 4 year old who wanted to wear white jeans in the car to drop her sister off? 😂

[Alana Banana 🕵🏼‍♀️ @Bananaplus1]

Giving this request another try.

[Alana Banana 🕵🏼‍♀️ @Bananaplus1]

If @SamHeughan was ever a guest on @ArmchairExpPod my brain would explode out of my skull.

[Alana Banana 🕵🏼‍♀️ @Bananaplus1]

THERE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ONE FOR EACH SPOON.

[Alana Banana 🕵🏼‍♀️ @Bananaplus1]

do a pinterest search for your full first and middle name + aesthetic and choose four pics that speak to your soul ✨ ((this was challenging for me as my name is 2/3 of the band Haim))

[Alana Banana 🕵🏼‍♀️ @Bananaplus1]

@katlander This literally doesn’t work for me because my first and middle name are 2/3 band members if Haim 🤣😂🤣

[Alana Banana 🕵🏼‍♀️ @Bananaplus1]

@florencewelches Ahaha! You’re quieter in real life than over text.

[Alana Banana 🕵🏼‍♀️ @Bananaplus1]

Does anybody have a screenshot of the painting of Willie from episode 511??

[Alana Banana 🕵🏼‍♀️ @Bananaplus1]

@katie_rey

[Alana Banana 🕵🏼‍♀️ @Bananaplus1]

If Jemmy looks like a two year old, and Bree and Roger just celebrated their one year wedding anniversary, but Marsali is still pregnant, which producer needs to step down and give the job back to RDM? Solve that.

[Alana Banana 🕵🏼‍♀️ @Bananaplus1]

Jamie and Claire’s room is the same color as my room that is all.

[Alana Banana 🕵🏼‍♀️ @Bananaplus1]

@Outlander_STARZ @LlaurenLyle totally smashes every. Single. Scene. She’s. In. Throw all the awards at her!! Her performances are always mind blowing.

[Alana Banana 🕵🏼‍♀️ @Bananaplus1]

Is anybody talking about how fucking bad ass @JohnBell is? And how amazing he was in episode 8? Because if they aren’t, they should be.

[Alana Banana 🕵🏼‍♀️ @Bananaplus1]

.@STARZ at the end of every ok episode my app does this. I can’t fast forward or rewind. It’s not a tv issue because it’s the only app on our tv that does it.