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On the road to becoming a Computer Scientist. #GoPats

[French Montana @FrencHMonTanA]

somebody find him for me so we can help him get back on his feet

[Andyy @fw_andyyy]

First time smoking weed in 2008: laughed so hard I fell off the porch, ate an entire pizza alone, then called my ex at 3am to explain quantum physics. Last night: smoked, folded one shirt, and went to bed at 9:30pm. We lost something bros.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Nah cuz we really be needing it fr

[cadet 🥷🏾🇭🇹🇧🇷🇰🇷🇫🇷 #KCFC #LLSOL🕊️ @cadettrim]

Oklahoma City is the Israel of basketball

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

The IRS has audited every President annually for decades to ensure there was no corruption. Only one president found that to be a problem.

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

The fact that Thomas Massie lost a Republican primary because he wants pedophiles to face justice tells you everything you need to know about the state of the Republican party.

[Rosedark 📕 @FreeRosedark]

>win re-election consistently for the last 14 years
>mildly criticize Israel once
>instantly lose
Interesting.

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

Thomas Massie is someone that Republicans would’ve cheered on 2 years ago. Anti-war, pushes for Epstein file release, etc. But since MAGA is in a cult, they change their minds whenever Trump tells them to.

A truly insane political ideology.

[Tony Rigatoni @tonyrigatonee]

Jewish niggas be like "we dont control American politics" and then spend 30 million dollars unseating a single congressman in Kentucky

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl]

So do most children of immigrants but I guess it's less impressive when they're poor

[Greg Wycliffe @gddub]

The way Jews claim they are treated in the USA & Canada is how Christians are actually treated in Israel.

[K. @IbaraEleven]

Congress wants you to believe that they can’t survive on $83/hr but that you can survive on $7.25/hr. These people have nothing but contempt for you.

[JD Flynn @jdflynn]

buddy, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

this deserves to be on your timeline again

[doomernat @doomernat22]

please shut the hell up and do something about gas prices bro

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

This will be the worst movie ever and I’m gonna watch it 10-20 times a year

[Skins @skinsplans]

@mattkim1

[Matt Kim @mattkim1]

Why is Eric Trump flying on Air Force One to China with the delegation? Isn’t this the same thing we criticized Hunter Biden for?

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

When did we normalize this? When did it become okay for a president to tell a female reporter she’s a ‘dumb person’ for asking a totally legitimate question about his contradictory answers? Was there a specific date and time it become okay? Normal? Normalized?

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

Reporter: "To what extent are Americans' financial situations motivating you to make a deal?"

President Trump: "Not even a little bit…I don't think about Americans' financial situations."