ℬαи∂αиα ⅅєє

ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʙᴀɴᴅᴀɴᴀ! ᴛʜᴀᴛ sᴘᴇᴀʀ! ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜɪs ᴄᴏᴜʀᴀɢᴇ, ʜᴇ sᴇᴛs ʜɪᴍsᴇʟғ ᴀᴘᴀʀᴛ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴄᴀʀᴇғʀᴇᴇ ᴘᴀʀᴀsᴏʟ ʜᴏʟᴅᴇʀs! ☂ #ᴋɪʀʙʏʀᴘ ☂

[ℬαи∂αиα ⅅєє @BanDDDana]

I'ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴀ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ ғᴀᴄᴇ!

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♡/↻

[ℬαи∂αиα ⅅєє @BanDDDana]

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Woah! I overslept!

[ℬαи∂αиα ⅅєє @BanDDDana]

Ding Dong! The Dee is back!

[𝑲𝒊𝒓𝒃𝒚 «𝔽𝕦𝕥𝕦𝕣𝕖 𝔸𝕌» @xStarWarrior]

{@HisRoyalNemesis}

[ℬαи∂αиα ⅅєє @BanDDDana]

❛ . . .A joke? No, I came because Knuckle Joe wanted me to report that the cappy dummies in the training room are busted again. ❜

Waddle Dee was even more confused. How did Knuckle Joe relate to a mother? Was it because of Iron Mam?

[KING DEDEDE. @HisRoyalNemesis]

❝Wh- /NO/!❞

Triple D would facepalm at such a ridiculous question.

❝Please don' tell me 'ya don't know that joke . . ?❞

[ℬαи∂αиα ⅅєє @BanDDDana]

❛ . . ? ❜

After the shocked expression that the waddle dee radiated, he relaxed, and simply tilted his head.

❛ . . .Knuckle Joe is your mamma? ❜

[KING DEDEDE. @HisRoyalNemesis]

Breathe in . .

❝Joe /MAMA/!!❞

[ℬαи∂αиα ⅅєє @BanDDDana]

❛ ...Joe? ❜

[KING DEDEDE. @HisRoyalNemesis]

⠀『 ᴛᴏ ᴀ ᴅᴇᴄᴀᴅᴇ ᴏʟᴅ ʀɪᴠᴀʟʀʏ,
⠀⠀ɴᴇᴡ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅsʜɪᴘs ғᴏʀᴍᴇᴅ,
⠀ᴀɴᴅ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ɪɴ ʙᴇᴛᴡᴇᴇɴ! 』

⠀━━━━━━《☆》━━━━━━
⠀⠀⠀HAPPY ANNIVERSARY,
☆ KIRBY SUPER STAR ULTRA! ☆
⠀━━━━━━《☆》━━━━━━

[ℬαи∂αиα ⅅєє @BanDDDana]

pls let me ride ur back

[ℬαи∂αиα ⅅєє @BanDDDana]

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

[ℬαи∂αиα ⅅєє @BanDDDana]

❛ . . .Multiverse? Like the thing that those smashers come from? ❜

He lowered the spear, tilting his head (his whole body) with one brow raised. How odd...

[mari 🥯 @InfinityBageI]

“...You’re new to the multiverse, huh-“

Motioning for them to put down the spear.

���I’m you...! Kind of! I’ll talk about it, just please don’t stab me-“

[ℬαи∂αиα ⅅєє @BanDDDana]

❛ . . . ❜

Badump, badump.

❛ . . .Well, at least Kirby would stop me if I did! ❜

[KING DEDEDE. @HisRoyalNemesis]

❝O' course, 'ya don't!

. . At least I don' /think/ so.❞

[ℬαи∂αиα ⅅєє @BanDDDana]

❛ What? ❜

He held his spear out, blinking.

❛ ...Doopliss? Is that you? ❜

[mari 🥯 @InfinityBageI]

@BanDDDana

Counting on his fingers.

“Hiya me number... four? Four.”

[ℬαи∂αиα ⅅєє @BanDDDana]

❛ Do I have a soul that's evil inside of me..? ❜

Panicked Dee noises.—

[ℬαи∂αиα ⅅєє @BanDDDana]

.u.

[ℬαи∂αиα ⅅєє @BanDDDana]

I've seen worse.

Remember when the jester killed our ears? That was worse.

[KING DEDEDE. @HisRoyalNemesis]

OH MY GOD
SON, AVERT YOUR EYES

[ℬαи∂αиα ⅅєє @BanDDDana]

dad what

[KING DEDEDE. @HisRoyalNemesis]

hi I got my account back 🙃 just case I ever get hacked again, here’s the ONLY nude I’ve ever taken! can’t threaten me with it now 🤠🖕🏼 get a life.

[ℬαи∂αиα ⅅєє @BanDDDana]

:'[

[KING DEDEDE. @HisRoyalNemesis]

. . .

[d e e p breath]

im not mad, son.
i'm just disappointed.

[ℬαи∂αиα ⅅєє @BanDDDana]

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dab

[KING DEDEDE. @HisRoyalNemesis]

okay fair enough, my bad,,,

BUT STILL, NO SON OF MINE DABS AND GETS AWAY WITH IT.

[ℬαи∂αиα ⅅєє @BanDDDana]

gasp!!!

dedede cursed!!!!!!

[KING DEDEDE. @HisRoyalNemesis]

you're fucking grounded.

[ℬαи∂αиα ⅅєє @BanDDDana]

dab dab dab
dab dab dab

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