Foreplay in 1995:
- Lots of kissing and touching her body
- Eating her out for a few minutes
- Handjobs and fingering to get ready
- Natural buildup without much planning
- Simple making out that gradually gets heated
Foreplay in 2026:
they in them data centers cutting up rare books. the literacy crisis will not get better. the earth will get hotter. and it’s our fault. (not mine tho. ion be using that shit)
They’re destroying the books.
They’re destroying the museums.
They’re prosecuting the scientists.
They’re cutting down the forests.
They’re destroying the planet.
Maybe i am too woke 🤷🏻♀️ but I'm actually glad birth rates are declining. Not because children are a burden, but because more people are finally realising they're not fit to be parents and that's a far kinder decision than bringing a child into a life they're not prepared for.
Damn socialists...
This is exactly how it starts.
First it's groceries 30% cheaper. Then affordable housing. Then cheaper transit. Then accessible education.
Before you know it, people won't be struggling enough.
Just a friendly reminder because social media will have you confused.
- Men need women.
- Women need men.
- 50/50, 100/0, 70/30 is cool - DO YOU!
- A cheater will cheat on anyone.
- Being single is fine if you're happy.
- There is nothing wrong with a 9-5.
- Health is wealth.
- Social Media is not real.