the cheque is already printed. the name is blank. grab it at 0.4% and everyone sees you panicked. hold out for 9% and pray nobody clicks before you. no. 00001 is still unclaimed.
nobody deposits into this thing.
every buy and every sell pays 3% into the vault as eth.
it just sits there getting fatter until someone has the nerve to take it.
the bank robs itself. you just show up with a bag.
CA: 0xdd7430cb1bf0974ac0c22321c815b329a4aac6fe
a bank that exists to get robbed.
the vault is already deployed on robinhood chain.
it fills itself from trading tax and pays out to whoever walks in first.
doors open soon.