Tony Baptiste

Crazy Martian hatching secret plans to take over your planet.

[Tony Baptiste @BaptisteAb]

A work colleague has just told me she's stupid I've been waiting so long to hear that.

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I don't give a shit

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I'm in the pub again

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I need help

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I wish some people would get a life

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Without hate there can be no love.

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There really is no end to this thing we call Simon Cowell is there ?

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I hear thunder storms are expected in Norfolk this week.

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I hate work

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@annabell123. or have a bird brain perhaps.

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#KFCwotnochicken. We all need to discuss this.

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@annabell123. Yes I know what is the world coming to. I told the manager if they have no chicken then they need to close.

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Isn't chicken the whole point of KFC. Disgraceful.

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I waited half an hour for a 6 piece bargain bucket in KFC on baker street apparently they had no chicken.

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#ReligiousFreedom I'm not for oppressing people with religious views I just think most religions are bullshit.

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#ReligiousFreedom why ? Some Islamic fundamentalists and evangelical Christians religious freedoms should be curtailed.

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I've also started a new hashtag #godluvschicken&bacon. I think this is important.

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Starting a new hashtag for any pig chicken chimera questions #pickenorchig.

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I like chicken and I like bacon why don't the scientists mix a chicken with a pig you could call it a picken or a chig.

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I've got nothing against religion I think it's a good idea, it's the people that practice it I have a problem with.