𝓢𝓮𝓵𝓽𝓱 𝓛𝓸𝓪𝓯𝓲𝓷𝓰

just killing time between stress dreams

[𝓢𝓮𝓵𝓽𝓱 𝓛𝓸𝓪𝓯𝓲𝓷𝓰 @BarbecueShadows]

artists are so boring. ideas are so boring.

[𝓢𝓮𝓵𝓽𝓱 𝓛𝓸𝓪𝓯𝓲𝓷𝓰 @BarbecueShadows]

pretty sure I do actually know what I mean and you don't you series of ones and zeros

[𝓢𝓮𝓵𝓽𝓱 𝓛𝓸𝓪𝓯𝓲𝓷𝓰 @BarbecueShadows]

looking up chairmaking tools for work that the new brain damaged version of google has never heard of

[𝓢𝓮𝓵𝓽𝓱 𝓛𝓸𝓪𝓯𝓲𝓷𝓰 @BarbecueShadows]

I think my hottest take of all is that make up is so fkn insane. women supposed to alter to look normal wtf you are an adult just go outside with your face you r an animal you don't need to spend money on an expensive daily arts and crafts project to feel okay grow up!!!

[𝓢𝓮𝓵𝓽𝓱 𝓛𝓸𝓪𝓯𝓲𝓷𝓰 @BarbecueShadows]

I'm a miranda because the actor who plays me is gay

[𝓢𝓮𝓵𝓽𝓱 𝓛𝓸𝓪𝓯𝓲𝓷𝓰 @BarbecueShadows]

It is can of garbonzo beans summer

[𝓢𝓮𝓵𝓽𝓱 𝓛𝓸𝓪𝓯𝓲𝓷𝓰 @BarbecueShadows]

Big Idiot on the Clock

[𝓢𝓮𝓵𝓽𝓱 𝓛𝓸𝓪𝓯𝓲𝓷𝓰 @BarbecueShadows]

increments is a creepy word. let's all admit it

[𝓢𝓮𝓵𝓽𝓱 𝓛𝓸𝓪𝓯𝓲𝓷𝓰 @BarbecueShadows]

sitting on the floor eating pretzel sticks with the dog realized: streaming services is just worse pay per view

[𝓢𝓮𝓵𝓽𝓱 𝓛𝓸𝓪𝓯𝓲𝓷𝓰 @BarbecueShadows]

rescheduling my exit from the mortal coil so I can do something cool with this after it becomes public domain in 9 years

[Gaia ☀︎︎︎ @GaiaSerenity]

A Midsummer Night's Dream (1935)

[𝓢𝓮𝓵𝓽𝓱 𝓛𝓸𝓪𝓯𝓲𝓷𝓰 @BarbecueShadows]

my bike has pedal assist too - it's called going downhill

[𝓢𝓮𝓵𝓽𝓱 𝓛𝓸𝓪𝓯𝓲𝓷𝓰 @BarbecueShadows]

Huddled up with my chapstick and my phone like I’m dying in an ice cave on Everest

[𝓢𝓮𝓵𝓽𝓱 𝓛𝓸𝓪𝓯𝓲𝓷𝓰 @BarbecueShadows]

Obsessed with this carrot's no-nonsense taper

[𝓢𝓮𝓵𝓽𝓱 𝓛𝓸𝓪𝓯𝓲𝓷𝓰 @BarbecueShadows]

what if I just started tweeting a lot again lol

[𝓢𝓮𝓵𝓽𝓱 𝓛𝓸𝓪𝓯𝓲𝓷𝓰 @BarbecueShadows]

remember yesterday when I got superglue on my lip

[𝓢𝓮𝓵𝓽𝓱 𝓛𝓸𝓪𝓯𝓲𝓷𝓰 @BarbecueShadows]

everybody I have called today has trouble with their mic what's that planet

[𝓢𝓮𝓵𝓽𝓱 𝓛𝓸𝓪𝓯𝓲𝓷𝓰 @BarbecueShadows]

Unfortunately due to recent experiences with a tacky costumes coworker if I have to look at a computer generated image of a sugar skull I will initiate s(-)icide protocols

[𝓢𝓮𝓵𝓽𝓱 𝓛𝓸𝓪𝓯𝓲𝓷𝓰 @BarbecueShadows]

Kind of love that someone with an astigmatism got to make up the symbol for star

[𝓢𝓮𝓵𝓽𝓱 𝓛𝓸𝓪𝓯𝓲𝓷𝓰 @BarbecueShadows]

They should make a computer you can hit

[𝓢𝓮𝓵𝓽𝓱 𝓛𝓸𝓪𝓯𝓲𝓷𝓰 @BarbecueShadows]

That outta clear things up

[𝓢𝓮𝓵𝓽𝓱 𝓛𝓸𝓪𝓯𝓲𝓷𝓰 @BarbecueShadows]

The millennium is an utterly corny thing for my life to have been shaped by