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Per CIA declassified documents, they know all about chakras. So wouldn’t it make sense that they could weaponize them against people? Because what Americans complain of lately—apathy, no sex, burned out, no money, constipation—are all root chakra issues.

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@uncle_deluge I got it once at the playboy mansion. Maybe they should change the name

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@MeganNyvold You’re lucky you have a nice smelling ghost haunting you. Some just smell like cigarettes

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@californiapost Ew. That’s what Dean Logan looks like? Figures

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@shreemastrology Hey now, don’t get carried away. There’s zero spice in their country

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@setnakht777 @shrili_ @shreemastrology Congrats on being gay, not reading all that. Don’t they have Grindr in your country? Run along

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@KarenBassLA We know you never won anything Karen. Caruso was winning against you in the previous election, until those last minute fake ballots came in.

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@Outspoken_Sam The Election Day votes always reflect the polling that had been done prior. Hilton in the lead, Pratt in a close second to Bass. Then they take the “late ballots” to alter it to their liking

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@shrili_ @setnakht777 @shreemastrology Wow such a long essay just for him to tell us “I like dicks.” Happy pride month I guess 🌈

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@AdamSchiff Isn’t that how you won, Schiffty? How’s living in Maryland, scammer?

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@Dexerto He will haunt you and lick your fingers when you sleep

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@DudespostingWs Befriend the crows. Always befriend the crows.

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@EarthtoTami @lalovestrump That’s what I was wondering too

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@KBassProgReport @MayorOfLA Pssst! She did it against Caruso too. Every poll had him in the lead, and he was winning until the end when suddenly Karen pulled ahead and “won.”

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@itsme_urstruly Oh damn I thought you were talking about ketamine at first

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@PolitlcsUK Good. He needs more

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@fw_naetoblaq If you have ADHD, do not take melatonin, as it messes with your dopamine levels. In the evenings take GABA instead. ADHD brains are shown to be low in GABA

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@krassenstein You’re the same guy that said the reservoirs were full during the palisades fire…all the way from Florida? Respectfully, STFU

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@fw_naetoblaq If you have ADHD, do not take melatonin, as it messes with your dopamine levels. In the evenings take GABA instead. ADHD brains are shown to be low in GABA

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@FOXLA Fraud. Saved you a click

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@WallStreetApes I’m old enough to remember that Rick Caruso was leading Karen Bass until the 11th hour