BOOcancelN the V 🎃(bar)

bar 🇵🇭🇺🇸 :: 21 :: he/they :: digital artist whenever i’m not the embodiment of slothness ~ art account: @barcancelnArt

[BOOcancelN the V 🎃(bar) @barcancelN]

i basically just retweet stuff now, keep up with me here if you like

[girlypop princess💽 @technopleasure]

IM CRYING

[jill @littlefucky]

On my flight right now the pilot didn’t get enough speed for take off so he merged onto the highway and is just driving us all from Florida to New York in the airplane

[Alexy @bassvictm]

White ppl because Lollapalooza is delayed: Y’alll the saxophones are getting louder 🫣

[Daniel 🇲🇩 @ultr4nima]

the walter’s file

[BOOcancelN the V 🎃(bar) @barcancelN]

what is this marionette give gifts give life ass shit

[Lord ✞ @LordofMafia_]

If you in Atlanta and you go to magic city don’t let the strippers take you to the back rooms, thats where they kill people & turn them into Waymo’s

[BOOcancelN the V 🎃(bar) @barcancelN]

@vantablk99 oh shoot happy berfday‼️

[sylvie 🌱 @sylvie_txt]

the old lady in question

[icypisces @icybbyyy]

I got this Hispanic table and the little girl the only one who know English so she lowkey talking shit about her dad to me and he don’t know wtf going on😭😭😭😭😭😭

[FemDogCel/Rotten Princess Girl @karawhy_]

who the FUCK is this

[mindy🌷 @mindyisser]

our kid got in our bed in the middle of the night yapping away and eventually he said “mama let’s pretend to be girls” and i said “okay let’s pretend to be girls who are sleeping” and it actually worked

[latke @latkedelrey]

in the elevator with two girls and one of them said “i want to throw a brick at his head” and the other girl whispered “patience, bitch”

[rory ✦* @vaurealis]

your dms from me after frolicking in the woods:

[corb @awshuqs]

my friend said he had to “study” for the “bar exam” yeah normal people call that pregaming

[Aleks Le | MARK 🐝 in INVINCIBLE VS @AleksLeVO]

didn’t move a single inch watching the Spider-Man movie bc i was so locked in & then i stood up to see this

[D.A.R.E Capo @YungYinkv]

Earlier today my daughter was sitting in her closet “reading.” I went over to look at what she was reading and it was my journal. I was shocked for a few seconds & then remembered she can’t read yet but idk? What if she can somehow 😭

[BOOcancelN the V 🎃(bar) @barcancelN]

@kwitebruh the google sphere thing tho

[BOOcancelN the V 🎃(bar) @barcancelN]

@kwitebruh i didn't understand the assignment so here's some nose-exhaling bsky posts

[Dr Shrimp Puerto Rico ☘️🇧🇷🇲🇽🔻 @LadPsycho]

What the fuck is my highschool friend posting on his story man.

[Blizzy @blizzy_mcguire]

me when i see a gag