Darth Vapor

History connoisseur, armor snob, full time singer.

[Darth Vapor @BarcelLiam]

Why this shit so real

[Darth Vapor @BarcelLiam]

Oklahoma girls a whole nother thing for real

[Darth Vapor @BarcelLiam]

Thank you so much for this, it is very much appreciated!

[beck @Tryagainpleas]

@BarcelLiam you are a straight golden human being! You ain’t never done me wrong anyways. You’re a handsome individual and seem super chill af! Keep putting them good vibes out dude!

[Darth Vapor @BarcelLiam]

@Tryagainpleas Yo I need that shit

[eric clapton’s ghost @jovivi_vanilla]

I feel bad, I’m too drunk to interact with my family right now

[Darth Vapor @BarcelLiam]

@jovivi_vanilla Hello is this USPS

[eric clapton’s ghost @jovivi_vanilla]

@CHS_Drums I’m sorry I couldn’t be there to see you guys. Miss y’all

[eric clapton’s ghost @jovivi_vanilla]

You’re gone for good and I thought I’d have peace from it. But it’s just making me feel worse. I miss you so much and I wish I could tell you how much I loved you. RIP dad. I love you.

[eric clapton’s ghost @jovivi_vanilla]

I shave my face and got a pencil thin mustache to look like a creep for my upcoming play... It worked out too well

[Becks @BecksWelker]

Going out in NYC:
•bar is behind a hidden door in a noodle shop
•drinks are $12
•everyone orders an Uber even though the train is across the street

Going out in the Midwest:
•bar shares a plaza with Home Depot
•drinks are $3.27
•Ron is DD so he switches to light beer

[GOVERNOR TOM @T_Ried333]

ALRIGHT TWITTER

After serving a week long suspension, Lance has fully reinstated my twitter privileges. A better version of Tom would have something better planned for this magical moment but I’m just chillin dawg. I’ll continue steadfast and headstrong with my bullshit tho

[GOVERNOR TOM @T_Ried333]

@lancebarceljr You know I don’t fuck around when it comes to pre cut fruit in a handy dandy container

[Darth Vapor @BarcelLiam]

New Russian roulette: six lines on the table 5 are cocaine, 1 is anthrax.

[Darth Vapor @BarcelLiam]

@Tryagainpleas Fr same

[Darth Vapor @BarcelLiam]

@jovivi_vanilla " Broken"

[Darth Vapor @BarcelLiam]

@T_Ried333 I wish I had 12 friends 😂😭

[maddie 🌿 @madelynzzz]

give me pebble ice or give me death