Nwoke Nkpor

¶Cityzen ¶Real Estate Consultant ¶CCTV Technician.
Certified Criminologist ¶

[Nwoke Nkpor @Barchion]

Twitter would be fun if your followers don't feel too big to react to your posts.

[Peter Obi @PeterObi]

O - Organized
B - broad-based
I - Inclusive
D - democratic
I - international
E - excellence-driven
N - Nigerians from every ethnic group.
T - Transparency in governance. -PO

[𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑮𝑬𝑵𝑬𝑹𝑨𝑳 𝑺𝑵𝑶𝑾 🇨🇮 @GeneralSnow_]

If your Candidate contesting for President of Nigeria is not a thief, REPOST THIS TWEET.

[PABLO OF UNN🦁 @chudy_jnr]

Bro, that man stole 210 trillion.

Not million. Not billion. Trillion😭

Not 1 trillion. Not 10 trillion. Not even 100 trillion.

210 trillion!

There is hardly any sector of Nigeria’s economy you could invest that kind of money in and not see massive, transformative change. Education, healthcare, power, infrastructure, agriculture, every single sector would feel the impact like mad.

Yet person papa embezzled that amount only am.

The craziest part is that no individual could ever reasonably spend that kind of money in a lifetime. It’s wealth beyond comprehension, while millions of us average Nigerians struggle daily to afford basic necessities.

God will punish all of you.
Every single one of you.

[Nwoke Nkpor @Barchion]

Sometimes I wonder who created the brain some of you think with

How does “wife material” go against these things you listed here?

Why would a sane person call her a whore for what she just tweeted?

[Lilyallly❤️🇬🇧 @lilyally98]

If they call you a whore now, you will start crying.

Why does best life not mean career hopping, education and travelling the world with your friends?

Why is it sex to you?

[XandyOby🌹 @OgodoSandra]

For months, I was giving a girl in my church ₦30,000 every month to support her in school.

During the last holiday, I saw her in a very compromising situation with some boys.

I spoke to her about it and the conversation didn't go well.

Thinking I was doing the right thing, I informed her mother so she could advise her.

That same day, she sent me voice notes telling me not to think that because I give her ₦30,000 monthly, I can tell her how to live her life. She literally insulted me but I didn't reply.

A few days later, she started apologizing. I still didn't respond

Since returning to school last month, she has reached out several times asking if I can resume the monthly support.

I have forgiven her.

But I have not forgotten those voice notes.

Should I continue helping her or let it end here?
Please advise me

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Many of you young men have taken the privilege of having me on this app for granted.

You don't have sense when it comes to dealing with women.

And it's quite unfortunate that many of you do not have close relationships with your fathers.

You cannot be a happy man in life if you do not find a good wife and a good mother for your children.

And whether you like it or not, all these young girls that you're misleading, would be your future wives.

I come here every day, using myself as example to illustrate how you should lead women and treat them, but may be you think I am lying or deceiving you.

If you think that all these young girls that you're sleeping with, will not get married, you're joking.

They'll repackage themselves for other men.

And others that you didn't sleep with, will repackage themselves for you.

And then you'll see the wife that you married.

You can't escape it.

You keep spending money on young women like you're married to them, and making them used to a lifestyle that is not sustainable, and makes them prone to cheating, should such lifestyle stop coming.

Even if you marry a virgin, it's the same.

I pity you people ooo.

If your father (when he was dating your mother) treated your mother the way you treat your girlfriends today, most of you would not have good mothers.

And to make things worse, many of you are criminals or sympathetic to criminals.

When young men steal, young women will become prostitutes.

End.

[Nwoke Nkpor @Barchion]

@ManCity @rayan_cherki He is who he says he is!

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

This is what the older generations should try and do more often

[Nwoke Nkpor @Barchion]

@EzekielOluwada6 The people charging 50% and 60% are the real thieves

He isn’t resisting paying a certain percentage. He is resisting the path of enabling greed.

[Cross˚ @Elkrosmediahub]

Took Mikel Arteta 7years and £1.14billion spent to match what Antonio Conte and Arne Slot achieved in their first season in the EPL, and they didn’t need PGMOL to do it.

Matter of fact, took Claudio Ranieri exactly 9months and total of £27m spent to win the EPL at Leicester.

[𝐓𝐂𝐂 𝐑𝐨🇧🇼 @nuthatch123]

2 or 3 i can understand but this is a joke.

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

"I was in South Africa for a wedding when the impeachment of Obasa commenced. I was confused when I returned. I saw my colleagues signing and I signed too thinking the order was from the presidency until the president called us to return the speaker which we did." -Desmond Idiot.

Imagine coming on national TV as a lawmaker to confirm to the whole world that you blindly added your signature to a process simply because you are a stupid sycophant in a political party. You were not even diligent in the sycophancy enough to confirm the legitimacy of what you are signing if the order truly came from the president. As a blind fool, you just signed it.

To be honest,
Calling this guy a moron is an insult to actual morons. What a complete brainless disgrace.

[Squawka @Squawka]

Most domestic cup trophies won by English sides:

◎ 19 - Man Utd
◎ 18 - Liverpool
◉ 17 - Man City 🔺
◎ 16 - Arsenal

Who said they’ve got no history. 😉

[pdb @nufcpb]

Deserved for robbing us. Hold 👍🏻

[OptaJoe @OptaJoe]

100% - Manchester City in 2025-26 are the first team in history to win every single match across both the FA Cup (6/6) and League Cup (6/6) in a single season. Domesticated.

[𝐀𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐲𝐆𝐑𝐍 @AsakyGRN]

“Frank Edoho had to call me himself and we spoke for about 30 minutes. A grown man like him almost cried because of the pain he was feeling from the media backlash. His wife cheated on him, he caught her the first time, she confessed, they settled it and moved on. She allegedly went back to the same person again. He started noticing signs, confronted her, but she refused to confess, and he decided he was done if she wasn’t going to tell the truth.”

— Titi of Impact from Honest brunch podcast.

[Nwoke Nkpor @Barchion]

@jon_d_doe Agba, things I suspect include;

Frank checked out of the marriage when he first caught her (she cheated multiple times and he stayed because of “marriage”)

“She provides this and that” because Frank doesn’t see her as wife and she was paying because she lost her shield…

[Nwoke Nkpor @Barchion]

@Miss_gift1 @Royalkeyhomes01 @jon_d_doe And person go wake up with him 2 clear eyes marry this one 🤮🤮

Main reason I no dey pity simps when they cry!

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

If @frankedoho decides to respond, please no one should accuse him & call him petty o.

Do not say that he's a man & he should have kept quiet & be the bigger person.

He has his reputation to protect.

He has been quiet about this until his estranged wife decided go mad.

End.