mostachloe

Distant relative of Mighty Mouse. 29 // Chicago

[kenzie xcx 🦋 @kenzie__xcx]

this is the greatest movie ending of all time

[Ybg Dong @femboxd]

100% pure class our first lady

[hunter @3gpmh]

u don’t do enough dancing alone in ur room and i can tell

[grace @gracefishlove]

can i get a pleaseburger cheese

[nat @sanjunipeross]

don't stop at jackass movie. let's do a jackass cinematic universe. jackass theme park. jackass island. jackass planet.

[g @34rths]

And for my next trick I will call life beautiful and instantly watch it become so

[bella @earlygirl__]

“I never see you at the club”

ok well I never see you fucking making one

[Al Smizzle @AlZeidenfeld]

This is possibly the most accurate tweet of all time.

[chey @iwishurosesxo]

I am convinced that it’s impossible to match my yearn because I am sick in the head

[🦇 @psychovampiree]

as a friend the only thing ill do behind your back is look at your ass

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

[ jigsaw voice ] are you going to eat your pickle

[angel @ohhh_angel_]

two people that are absolute FREAKS about each other is unmatched

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

Call from dentist. DECLINE. Theyre just trying to get me on the line to trace my location. So they can kill me. They’re trying to fucking kill me

[kenzie xcx 🦋 @kenzie__xcx]

there’s genuinely nothing more american than jackass.

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

junie b. jonesin for a cigarette

[mostachloe @Barchloe18]

this has to be a humiliation ritual

[Ari🪷 @arikoyarii]

i yearn for an intellectual conversation and then making out

[Michael Burns @michaeloburns]

Not sure I wanna live in a world where we have Mr Beast but we don’t have Jackass

[Gizmo 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @basedgizmo]

Imagine how good it must feel to say hi I’m Johnny Knoxville and welcome to Jackass

[bea @desatentaefraca]

do fundo do meu coração eu tbm mereço a vida da dua lipa