I am an Icelandic stratovolcano located under the ice cap of Vatnajökull glacier, rising to 2,009 m (6,591 feet) above sea level. And I`m starting to wake up.
A bear walks into a bar. The bartender ask him what he want and the bear answers:
«I’d like......... .......... a beer»
Bartender: «Why the huge pause?»
Bear: «What? I was born with them.»