Bradley

24.
Lord Byron Fanboy

[thomas violence @thomas_violence]

committing seppuku (ritual suicide) with my wakizashi (small sword) because I failed my daimyo (feudal lord) by crashing his Nissan Pulsar (untranslatable)

[al @algllgh]

australian postmodern novelist named thomas punchon

[odette ౨ৎ @nolongerodette]

96 years ago today, March 25th, 1930, Dazai was accepted into Tokyo Imperial University. He applied for French literature..

..despite not knowing any French at all. He thought there wasn't an entrance exam. There was, in fact, a French exam.

Photo from that year, he was 20 y/o.

[🚨 KamuroNews @KamuroNews]

🚨BREAKING: Ten billion yen has gone missing from the Tojo Clan, and Kamurocho's underground is in chaos! And guess what? Kazuma Kiryu, the legendary "Dragon of Dojima," just got released after 10 years in the joint! Coincidence, or is something big about to go down? Stay tuned!

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

this is the highest level of Buddhism which masters take entire lifetimes to obtain

[Bradley @BardConvoy]

@mitzirellaa how come this don't happen to me

[Bradley @BardConvoy]

@mitzirellaa weird way to spell Toji Fushiguro

[Bradley @BardConvoy]

@mitzirellaa Just be like me and make less money so you get taxed less, simple.

[Bradley @BardConvoy]

@mitzirellaa BRO LET ME KNOW IM TRYIN TO DRINK

[Bradley @BardConvoy]

@mitzirellaa I'll trade it for your car : )

[Bradley @BardConvoy]

@mitzirellaa It's ok! that just means you get to enjoy it more when you get it!

[Bradley @BardConvoy]

@mitzirellaa that's fucked up you already make like double what I make. fucking bourgeois profiting from my suffering

[Bradley @BardConvoy]

@mitzirellaa bruh no organs, skip the organ part and go straight to you giving me money

[Bradley @BardConvoy]

@mitzirellaa that's wild why don't you share some of your riches to us less fortunate??

[Bradley @BardConvoy]

@mitzirellaa that's crazy I don't even have 30k of my own

[Bradley @BardConvoy]

@mitzirellaa LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO