Merdinus

Who's in charge? Me or the devil?

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@Tango_Returns White dog shit, don't see much of that anymore.

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@93vintagejones @LoyalDalesman Chief is a handsome lad, I'm glad he's enjoyed himself.

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@robertofmercia @OliverRMills When you suggest a girl at the table opposite is very attractive and he hits you with the Madri stare.

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@yobnationalist We will need to get the Portland barge down to Brighton ASAP, no way the jail's will cope otherwise.

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@LoyalDalesman I don't have a clue what that is but I'll say yes because it contains 'Geno'.

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@khartoum_of 'I am pro Net Zero, I mean comedians of course.'

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@khartoum_of I would happily exhaust the world's wicker reserves to see every panel show comedian burnt to a crisp.

[Yung Lain 🇬🇧 @LainPoasting]

Head: wobbled 🫨
Mates: nudged 🙋‍♂️👉😉
Madri: ice cold 🍺😎
Men's mental health: talked about it👨🏾‍🤝‍👨🏽📢
Misogyny: not on 🙅‍♂️❌

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@AnglodeBanff Every party conference needs a rent boy to walk around with a tray of canapés, don't ask what happened to the last one.

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@anglopjdst It's always nice to see autism channeled in to something interesting.

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@OGRolandRat It must really suck to be a working woman who isn't attractive enough to be treated kindly by the men of the office.

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@JustStop_Oil Jesus Christ are you guys OK? That really was the most serious ramming I have ever seen.

I've got a feeling most of you are used to having hard objects pushed in the back of you though.

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@GeesusTheWhite Double or nothing, don't be a coward. Really got to lean in to the next one.

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@_MedGold Just got to brace yourself against a wall and really strain it out.

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@W4Arsenal Keeping the custom numberplate market alive too.

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@AlpineRockhead Next time on the Sopranians...

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@TonyDowson5 Arab driving a BMW in a dangerous way?

Not sure I can believe it