Bard @bardstar - Twitter Profile

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Bard @BardStar

almost 6 years ago

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Bard @BardStar

over 5 years ago

"Kurt Cobain proably killed himself after realizing all his music sucks"

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Bard @BardStar

over 5 years ago

@VampireChoker you're in the CoC discord now you'll never have to worry about me not being around

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Bard @BardStar

over 5 years ago

I don't need to threaten them they are already very aware my tweets drive people to suicide

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@HeftyHaruspex

Let us go wherever the palate leads us: let us hunt and fish sending our slaves with nets and spears through the crowd in the packed Forum.

over 5 years ago

"I love Chet Baker, I've never listened to any of his music I just respect his commitment to heroin"

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Bard @BardStar

over 5 years ago

"no I have never listened to 'the Beatles', I hope they write witty limericks relating to entomology"

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Bard @BardStar

over 5 years ago

"that band you like, it sucks"

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Bard @BardStar

over 5 years ago

"I'm running out of ideas for quotes to put above this image"

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Bard @BardStar

over 5 years ago

"you can hear the music coming from my headphones? Hope you like MuttScream.mp4"

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Bard @BardStar

over 5 years ago

"I'm about to shoot at the range, best to bring hearing protection"

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Bard @BardStar

over 5 years ago

"I'm trying to listen to Caribbean Rhythms but I can't understand a word, I never could decipher southern accents"

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Bard @BardStar

over 5 years ago

"I'm wearing these headphones in public so no one will engage me in conversation, I'm not even listening to anything"

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Bard @BardStar

over 5 years ago

"I am listening to a song by a band"

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Bard @BardStar

over 5 years ago

it wasn't a misread it was a Freudian slip

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@TrumpWarRoom

over 5 years ago

WATCH: Joe Biden misreads the teleprompter: "I got to the Senate 180 years ago"

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Bard @BardStar

over 5 years ago

@fire__exit you're a creep

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Bard @BardStar

over 5 years ago

@FallOfChicago your kid is going to look like a ghoul from fallout (and also he asian, arguably worse)

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Bard @BardStar

over 5 years ago

all Japanese women are irradiated, that's why anime girls sound like they do it's advanced throat cancer

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Bard @BardStar

over 5 years ago

"welcome to a Anarcho-Primitivist meetup, I'm glad you got the carrier pigeon" "Yes, the shit smear on the piece of bark lead me here" "I'm assuming you read Ted Kaczynski and that's why you're here" "No, I listened to Big Yellow Taxi by the Counting Crows"