Bare Grills Tips

Survival legend offering helpful tips to help you make it out alive.

[Brady Valnes @Bvalnes]

Woke up to a Jimmy John's sub next to me in bed. Judging by the amount of lettuce and everything all over, we did some nasty things.

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If it smells like trout, get out #baretips #getoutalive

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Stay tuned to my account as today I'll be offering you hot tips on how to get out of a craft beer show alive

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#TBT to that time I got lost in McDonalds

[Jordan Schmiesing @jschmiesing2]

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Brothers bar is not a place to go to lose your virginity. #baretips #getoutalive

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Save your urgin, stay a virgin #baretips #getoutalive

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ACCOUNT HACK: Disregard previous tweet. I'm actually at K-Mart buying manly things like jerky, and slacks. #baretips #getoutalive

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At Sex World stocking up on glass dildo's and anal beads for my next adventure: How to get out of the Gay 90's alive. #baretips #getoutalive

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Took a dump behind my bedroom door

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Pooping in the shower

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Got drunk and ate a phone book last night

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Let that be a lesson to ya, if if smells rotten, abort

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When lost in the wild, it's best to masturbate furiously to photos of Condoleezza Rice #BareTips #Getoutalive

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We're out of alcohol, and the hookers are tired of screwing...this situation can't end well

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Lost in the wild with your wife? Tell that bitch to dump 'em out. #BareTips
#getoutalive #Survivalboners #slapthosetits

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Came across this king cobra while shooting our latest episode in Akron Ohio. #Baretips #getoutalive

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Wanna cool down on a scorcher such as today? Just cover yourself in K-Y Lube and urine #BareTips #Getoutalive

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RT if you're balls deep in a jar of mayonnaise

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Wrapping your penis in tinfoil and jamming it into a light socket is a great way to increase size of penis. #BareTips #Getoutalive