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who are you?

[lilac hottie @BarelymeO]

I’m not gonna do it….

[lilac hottie @BarelymeO]

Already got 1. Let me get 3&4

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

You can only pick 2:

1. Marry the perfect partner
2. Unlimited skincare
3. Unlimited free food
4. $20k every month
5. Read people’s minds

[j burdman yoon (jburd) @burdmanorama]

But he did contribute something, you may not understand what right now, or ever. His birth and death have changed your life's timeline, and by association, now mine. Anyone's who reads this. The hospital staff, anyone to whom you've shared this story. You have no way of knowing what this relatively small life's ripple can effect. I am so sorry for your loss. I'm glad you posted today. May his memory be for a blessing. As it's Shabbat, I will think of him tonight while lighting candles.

[lilac hottie @BarelymeO]

He knows how his mama gets down. Why is he playing so silly?

[Rain Drops Media @Raindropsmedia1]

Tommy Lee (41) sparks dating rumors with Solange Knowles’ son Julez (21)

[lilac hottie @BarelymeO]

Absolutely.

[James 𝕏ond @james_xond]

Be honest for a second: would you quit your job tomorrow if you won $2M in the lottery today?

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

Corporate employees when Sunday evening arrives

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

i'm very grateful to have a job to go to every day... but FUUUUUCK, SHIIIIIT, DAAAAMMIT

[lilac hottie @BarelymeO]

Fucking heated fr

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

TOMORROW IS MONDAY AGAIN

[✨️Oluchukwu✨️ @kaziyamungu_]

My income will increase by a 100% before the end of the year.

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

The older i get, the more i hate making extra stops after work

I drive home like i'm late for my house

[lilac hottie @BarelymeO]

A snail.

[DeeDee🌟 @DiianaD___]

Which ?🤔

[lilac hottie @BarelymeO]

Always

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Be honest for a second: If your sibling called you at 3am and said “don’t ask questions, just come” Are you actually showing up?

[lilac hottie @BarelymeO]

No I felt this so hard

[𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖞❤️‍🔥 @Charlygotyou]

i lost my job chapstick n now my car chapstick is in my work bag n my room chapstick is in my car n everything is just a fucking mess

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

What do you mean today is not Friday and neither is tomorrow???

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Serious question, do people actually exist who genuinely enjoy staying home all day, completely alone, without seeing anyone?!

[lilac hottie @BarelymeO]

Them beans

[Hoops @Hoopss]

Take 1 thing off this plate.

[lilac hottie @BarelymeO]

On my couch rubbing my feet together

[` @ymmayerr]

Where do you see yourself in 1 hour be honest?

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

I will pay for my convenience.. I don’t like stress😭

[lilac hottie @BarelymeO]

Me

[horse @horsetwting]

who tf is out here keeping Dr. Pepper in business