Natalie Eowyn

Native Texan in Colorado. Liberal. Foul mouth. Viewing my tweets implies your consent to receive my opinion. She/Her

[Natalie Eowyn @BareMySoles]

“When women have a choice, women have FREEDOM!”
@Lesdoggg is ALL OF US.

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@jessamyn @Bondcliff2008 Okay and I am Gen X Trailer Park edition so my childhood also tastes like Miller Lite and ashes. So.

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@Bondcliff2008 I like to be the one to tell people about otters.

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@Bondcliff2008 @mostlymartha @kimberrussell Sorry I missed this, I was out living my best life bc my Squatty Potty makes pooping great.

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@Bondcliff2008 Also I hate how Twitter notifies me of shit a whole day later.

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@Bondcliff2008 What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

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@Bondcliff2008 “God clammit!” is now a swear.

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@Bondcliff2008 You’re the second person to make sure I see this. It’s unhinged but I also really like shortbread.

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I use Twitter to be petty, as method of coping with my gut wrenching fear of this timeline.
@RonDeSantisFL #gay #FloridaDontSayGayLaw

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Clams come up in all of our conversations now. When we live together again, it’ll be clam chaos.

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@Bondcliff2008 Yesterday my younger was play bickering with their partner and yelled at him “NOBODY WANTS YOUR CLAMS!”
So. You’re a meme now.

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@DigDoug @Bondcliff2008 And it’s not like we didn’t already have a strong anti-brown people agenda for years before that making it much more palatable to a large swath of the world.

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As an update, this has spread and been bastardized to “God, these clams are awful!” to mean “I’m freaking out, man!”

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@Bondcliff2008 @MaKettlebelle Everything about this is magic.

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@Bondcliff2008 I don’t think so? I mean I never say anything good so nobody ever retweets me.

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@CoriBush @sekai_anasjia This whole thing gave me life but I am all about that ROAR, so I made a gif!! Power and excellence!

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@Bondcliff2008 I break glass like it’s my job.

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@Bondcliff2008 I can taste those awful fucking fries from here. But that burger is gonna be tits.

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Also it was so gross that I got up to throw it away, I didn’t even begrudgingly not waste it. Absolutely garbage.

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@Bondcliff2008 Thinking of you.

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@Bondcliff2008 Also, it’s easier to charge more for a can that makes it seem like you’re getting something “more”. Marketing is the most insidious and evil psychological manipulation.