Barfallo Bill

I like beer(s) and pizza and bad takes

[Barfallo Bill @BarfalloBill]

@TorresonBama 100% agree, the losses should still count

[Barfallo Bill @BarfalloBill]

@AuburnMemes These are the dumbest questions.
“Do you have any regrets improving your team with no consequences?”
“100%, I want to win, I don’t care how”
let’s stop pretending that Bediako was some noble cause. If the TRO wasn’t written explicitly saying no punishment, then he wouldn’t play

[Barfallo Bill @BarfalloBill]

@NextRoundLive Can anyone explain how that quote, that says a loser can’t punish a winner, has anything to do with the winner (NCAA) punishing the loser (Bama)? Explain it to me like I’m 5

[Barfallo Bill @BarfalloBill]

@superduperpen15 @WarBlogle There is no Baker quote that says he won’t vacate wins or sanction the team. The only quote about it talks about losers in court not punishing winners, and the NCAA won

[Barfallo Bill @BarfalloBill]

@Bama_Hammer Those are Forde’s words not Baker’s quote:
“For a lot of really good reasons, people who lose in court can’t turn around and punish the people who won,” Baker says.

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@green_bran1820 @barnsalot But… they won in court?

[Barfallo Bill @BarfalloBill]

@awfulannouncing Biggest issue was when they started the clock - only 3 seconds run off for the field goal kick
- kick returner had the ball for 2 full seconds before any time ran off - clock should have hit zero long before it hit the pylon

[Barfallo Bill @BarfalloBill]

@DhananiZain Juwan Johnson or Isaiah Likely?

[Barfallo Bill @BarfalloBill]

@17gamepace Gadsden, Johnson, or Likely?

[Barfallo Bill @BarfalloBill]

@nickyperks Have you watched Cam Coleman play?

[Barfallo Bill @BarfalloBill]

@aidsapev No single person or group of people has done more to harm college football than Jimmy Sexton

[Barfallo Bill @BarfalloBill]

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Until that changes, we’re just a proud program stuck in neutral.

War Damn Eagle.
Now let’s earn those words again. 🦅

[Barfallo Bill @BarfalloBill]

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Thread: The Hard Truth About Auburn Football

I love Auburn. Always have. Always will.
But it’s time for a little family talk - the kind where you stop smiling, close the door, and finally tell the truth.

Because right now, Auburn football is lost.

[Barfallo Bill @BarfalloBill]

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The Auburn Creed says we believe in work, hard work.
Time to prove it.

Because right now, it’s not Bama or Georgia beating us.
It’s ourselves.

[Barfallo Bill @BarfalloBill]

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Stop chasing “culture” soundbites.
Stop blaming NIL.
Stop recycling the same excuses.

Pick an identity. Stick with it.
Let the coaches coach.
And go to work.

[Barfallo Bill @BarfalloBill]

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But this isn’t the end.
Auburn can absolutely come back.

We just have to stop pretending.

[Barfallo Bill @BarfalloBill]

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The hard truth:
Auburn has become nostalgic instead of dangerous.

We talk about the Kick Six like it happened last season, not last decade.
Hope isn’t a strategy.

[Barfallo Bill @BarfalloBill]

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Jordan-Hare used to feel like a portal to something bigger.
You didn’t just play Auburn - you survived Auburn.

Now? It’s quiet. Nostalgic. Comfortable.

We’ve become a museum instead of a movement.

[Barfallo Bill @BarfalloBill]

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You can’t build a dynasty when every time something goes wrong, half the fanbase wants to hit reset.

We can’t outspend Georgia.
We can’t out-recruit LSU.
But we could outwork them.

We just don’t anymore.

[Barfallo Bill @BarfalloBill]

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Our biggest enemy isn’t Alabama.
It’s Auburn.

We eat our own.
Boosters meddle.
Coaches get undermined.
Players feel the instability.

We’re a revolving door of “rebuilds.”