Me as a teenager: I want to be the main character.
Me as an adult: I want to be a side mouse character in Redwall. I’ll wear tiny woolly cloaks and eat apple cinnamon pies and my only worry is will we have enough dandelion cordial for the upcoming feast.
Dear local sushi place:
I am always ordering just for me, and usually just because I am sad. 4 sets of chopsticks is unnecessary and makes me feel sadder
Hope this helps
#Ableg
🔥 In 2016, as Fort McMurray faced evacuation, Rachel Notley took action and stood with first responders
🍺 In 2024, as Fort McMurray faced evacuation, Danielle Smith took a flight to Vancouver and stood in line for $15 beer
Leadership matters
Smith has none.
#Abpoli
@amyisquitebusy my partner doesn't do that.. if he wants me to make something he asks, like "next time you feel like baking do you want to make xyz?" No expectations, just asking. It makes me way more likely to want to bake what he asked for because it's a request and not a demand
this photo will be in history books and our grandkids will look at it the same as we look at that photo from the sixties of the pool owner throwing acid into his pool during the "coloured swim"
I never once thought I would be fully engaged and super into a lesson called "analyzing receipts and transactions" but here we are
my high school math teacher would cry
I use a launcher for my phone that's just a list of apps rather than icons and I just search the app I want and it has dramatically decreased my twitter usage because when typing "twi" doesn't automatically launch twitter I get confused and forget that it's called X
one of my co-workers was telling me about the mosh pits of the past and holy christ almighty I'm so glad we don't let people fall in the pit now and that I have never had to witness someone's face getting stomped in