emelia earhart (she/they)

if I didn't text you back I'm definitely in bed ignoring you

[Thought Provoking Berserker ⚛️🦍🦅 @Provokethoughtz]

Guess it's time 🤷🏾‍♂️

[Icona @iconawrites]

Me as a teenager: I want to be the main character.

Me as an adult: I want to be a side mouse character in Redwall. I’ll wear tiny woolly cloaks and eat apple cinnamon pies and my only worry is will we have enough dandelion cordial for the upcoming feast.

[emelia earhart (she/they) @barfelope]

Dear local sushi place:
I am always ordering just for me, and usually just because I am sad. 4 sets of chopsticks is unnecessary and makes me feel sadder
Hope this helps

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

no one:

absolutely no one:

the bio of the most horrific posts you’ve ever seen: “christian, husband, father”

[emelia earhart (she/they) @barfelope]

do you know you are allowed to have merlot and butter noodles for supper like, whenever you want?

[emelia earhart (she/they) @barfelope]

if you have ever found yourself exclaiming "how is that RACIST!?"
you probably need to do an honest deep dive into your unconscious biases

[CTV News @CTVNews]

'Holy moly, that's me!': Canadian soccer star Christine Sinclair gets her own Barbie https://t.co/W9oSpQ7FTW

[emelia earhart (she/they) @barfelope]

@ken_heinrich I don't understand what you mean, the app is not the problem, it's that now I get unsolicited snaps from team Snapchat

[emelia earhart (she/they) @barfelope]

I've had team Snapchat blocked since like 2013 and you're telling me they've unblocked themselves AND taken away the ability to block them?

[Chelsea Daley @chelsea_daley]

“You made that on canva?!”
Pls give me an iced coffee and two solid hours and I could make the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel on canva

[Jason Scott 🇨🇦 @JasonOnTheDrums]

#Ableg

🔥 In 2016, as Fort McMurray faced evacuation, Rachel Notley took action and stood with first responders

🍺 In 2024, as Fort McMurray faced evacuation, Danielle Smith took a flight to Vancouver and stood in line for $15 beer

Leadership matters
Smith has none.
#Abpoli

[emelia earhart (she/they) @barfelope]

@amyisquitebusy my partner doesn't do that.. if he wants me to make something he asks, like "next time you feel like baking do you want to make xyz?" No expectations, just asking. It makes me way more likely to want to bake what he asked for because it's a request and not a demand

[emelia earhart (she/they) @barfelope]

@Kateness8 I feel.

[9-8-8 @988Canada]

During #MentalHealthWeek and every week, we’re here to listen, no matter what you are going through. #CompassionConnects

[emelia earhart (she/they) @barfelope]

@CmartinCathy Unsurprising

[emelia earhart (she/they) @barfelope]

this photo will be in history books and our grandkids will look at it the same as we look at that photo from the sixties of the pool owner throwing acid into his pool during the "coloured swim"

[Kristin Rushowy @krushowy]

MPP Sarah Jama being asked to leave to legislature for wearing keffiyeh #onpoli

[emelia earhart (she/they) @barfelope]

I never once thought I would be fully engaged and super into a lesson called "analyzing receipts and transactions" but here we are

my high school math teacher would cry

[emelia earhart (she/they) @barfelope]

I use a launcher for my phone that's just a list of apps rather than icons and I just search the app I want and it has dramatically decreased my twitter usage because when typing "twi" doesn't automatically launch twitter I get confused and forget that it's called X

[emelia earhart (she/they) @barfelope]

one of my co-workers was telling me about the mosh pits of the past and holy christ almighty I'm so glad we don't let people fall in the pit now and that I have never had to witness someone's face getting stomped in