Gary Atbar

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Just looked at a Pinterest, seems like everyone has used pallets at their house

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You should be the poster boy for birth control

[Gary Atbar @BARguyGARY]

Friend: "so who did you vote for?"

Me: "How bout I hold your head under water for a little while?"

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She has an absolutely beautiful body.

Buried under 200lbs of fat. #barquotes

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The boondock saints.

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Makes sense

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Before checking out of your hotel.. ALWAYS fill the bath tub, and add one bottle of red food coloring

[Gary Atbar @BARguyGARY]

"I can't smoke, drink, eat salt, or stay out past nine."

[Gary Atbar @BARguyGARY]

@GreaselyWee @washingtonpost #weethepeople

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@leekevinj @washingtonpost *Tariffs

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@washingtonpost or they could enforce a tariff on all goods/services that now must legally cross that border, thus paying for said wall ...

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"Underage immigrant workers" #barquote

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"Hired a Latina chef , and she brought 4" #barquotes

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"It's just something about spilling blood together " #barquotes

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Let's all take 8 years to be thankful that batshit bernie didnt come close. #DTF

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Little known fact, if you post a photo of your W2 on Twitter, they will file your taxes at no cost!

[Gary Atbar @BARguyGARY]

Thursday's pasta night!

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@thehill

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You aren't supposed to poop right after bath time

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#westernwednesday on Sunday