Me:Hello my neighbour's house is being robbed
Police:By who?
Me:Ah...By thieves
Police:So what should we do?
Me:It's your job nigga
Police:Hey don't call me nigga...Call me Mr Darko
Me:Ah...Mr Kojo Darko this?
Police:Yeah
Me:They are robbing your house
Police:JESUS!!!๐
If you are a lady I really love and I go on my knees to ask "Will You Marry Me?" you have to say yes๐
Because if you say no the upper cut I'll be bringing on my way up will be a disaster๐๐
[After lying on my CV to get employed]
Nurse: Doctor Alex, as your first assignment, you'll be performing surgery today
Me: Okay, let's do this. I'll need the scissors thing, the hammer thing, the knife thing & the earpiece thing for listening to heartbeats
Nurse: SECURITY!!!!
Indians won't kiss in a movie they will be doing
Religion religion but their Men on Twitter won't allow
our Girls to rest with naked pictures ๐ณ๐๐๐