Dios De Chisme

Slow motion is better than no motion

[George Mnguni @Okay_Wasabi]

HUGE news for my nephews and nieces.

[Dios De Chisme @Barlodoe]

My old senior in the military did something similar:

He went UA (Unauthorized Absence) for 29 days bc he knew that at 30 days would be AWOL (Absent without Leave).

29 days gets you restriction

30 days gets you possibly dishonorably discharge

[TeeBag🇰🇪 @tii_bag]

HR gave this gen z guy a 30 day suspension coz he came in late 3 days consecutively. The gen z seized the opportunity and went on a vacation.The HR recalls him back after 10 days and he's refusing to come back saying he hasn't finished his suspension

[Dios De Chisme @Barlodoe]

About to Alysa Liu my hair

[maferino @themafinator]

Performative is the word for 2026

[Dios De Chisme @Barlodoe]

@wispoflove Idk 😭 like we already proved pi is infinite and shit like what else do they need

[Dios De Chisme @Barlodoe]

Tbh what are PhD Mathematicians even studying? Like I thought we got all the math figured out already 😭

[sj @316simsim]

There’s a very very veryyyyy small pool of people on this planet who can show up in any ghetto on the planet and be safe by default. Ronaldinho is easily one of them

[Dios De Chisme @Barlodoe]

When I mention soflo it’s only Broward and dade. That whole west side is swfl lol

[maferino @themafinator]

It really is that damn phone!!!!

[Dios De Chisme @Barlodoe]

Yea no Colombian women got me in a chokehold for real lol

[Dios De Chisme @Barlodoe]

@themafinator @wispoflove

[Dios De Chisme @Barlodoe]

@themafinator God blessed me with big ass ears to listen to it all

[Dios De Chisme @Barlodoe]

I possess too much tea that it just be spilling everywhere 😭

[Dios De Chisme @Barlodoe]

Those perfume sales associates in those department stores need to engage me in combat before tryna sell me something tbh

[Dios De Chisme @Barlodoe]

I swear people aren’t as religious as they think. Like it’s really those people who be catching the Holy Spirit, convulsing like some thing possessed them, and speaking in tongues I feel are the true religious ppl lol

[Dios De Chisme @Barlodoe]

if you really love Jesus throwing that shit in your bio not saving you from hell dawg 😂

[Dios De Chisme @Barlodoe]

Real shit it be the “love Jesus” in the bio people that be the worst people lolol

[Dios De Chisme @Barlodoe]

Something about “Baile Involdiable” sounds so sonically perfect. Especially when them trumpets hit 😭

[Dios De Chisme @Barlodoe]

I honestly hate automotive engineers. Mf do not have mechanics in mind when they design shit

[Dios De Chisme @Barlodoe]

Looking at new suspension for a car I haven’t even bought yet