King Bazzy🫅

MANCHESTER UNITED/THEATER OF DREAMS/RED DEVILS/

[⚡ @UTDCJ_]

japan manager in the second hydration break after the summerville goal

[Asad🇵🇸 @Asxdk_98]

Summerville is the Madueke of Kvaratskhelias

[DAN @GordoDan_]

La campeona de Europa no puede hacerle un gol en 80 minutos a un equipo que descubrió el fuego hace una semana

[Yo gané con Joselu @raulschalke7]

No tiene sentido colgar balones al área contra Cabo verde, su portero vive de recoger cocos y tiene el movimiento mecanizado.

[i am @notshalom_]

if you fart in a container and quickly close it then leave it for 1 month, it wouldn't smell as bad as gakpo in this match

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Cabo Verde - New king of Haramball

[The Hormuz Letter @HormuzLetter]

BREAKING: Iran says the US has agreed to pay $300 billion in reconstruction funds directly to Iran as part of the deal Pakistan announced, alongside the release of $24 billion in frozen funds with $12 billion released before negotiations even start, per Mehr News.

This directly contradicts Trump's & Vance's claim that no funds will be transferred to Iran at all.

If Trump denies this is true, there never was a deal. If Trump confirms, the US has fully capitulated to Iran's demands.

[Lord Immy Kant @KantInEastt]

Americans after paying $300 billion to Iran to reopen the Strait of Hormuz which was never closed

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

This might be the CRAZIEST stat of the World Cup...

Cape Verde had more possession against Spain than Arsenal did against PSG in the Champions League final. 🤯🇨🇻

[DALE ELLIOTT @daleelliottjr]

The fact that i witness a black man play for Japan before Argentina is crazy

[Felipe Leme @LEME12]

Ancelotti, você prefere colocar o Endrick pra jogar ou virar um urso viado?

[Iconic Clips @im_iconjay]

The witch finally got a taste of her own potion.

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

Dad: Look at Yamal carrying his country at 18.

Me: Look at Cape Verde's goalkeeper carrying his country at 40

[Matt Leslie @mattleslie74]

"Sorry, you can't play in the World Cup because Mark was crap at geography at school."

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

This World Cup is making me appreciate Asian and American fans more. Waking up at stupid o’clock to watch Premier League games every week must be brutal 😭

[leland @RiseTarnished33]

@TaraBull Targaryens

[Praise @tufpraise]

Notice how they're not killing the journalist:

Israel: 0
Gorillas: 1

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

The difference between whom to date and whom to marry.. 😂

[buzor @buzor042_]

Low-key dembele is becoming so overated

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

When you accidentally nod in class and now the teacher is explaining the lesson only to you