Noah Barnacoat

[Noah Barnacoat @BarnacoatNoah]

After all these years this seems so funny!

[Noah Barnacoat @BarnacoatNoah]

Salts !?! Fill a balloon with salt blow it up tie it whack it with a bat.try it now do it now do it do it come on do it

[Noah Barnacoat @BarnacoatNoah]

I love Garfield classics volumes here's 1 so Johns walking down the hallway reading a book and then Jon trips on Garfield Garfield gets angry Jon says I'm sorry Garfield I didn't see you sitting then Garfield rushes past Jon scratching Jon then Jon says there the end

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After he found a box we had put away. Do you know boxes don't have legs? That's why you don't have to worry about them.

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This is what I think of pre school

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GF, something has gone wrong with my imagination, I am having scary dreams!

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Mommy, why did you have me as a baby? Mommy how did I stay up in there without falling out?

[Noah Barnacoat @BarnacoatNoah]

On the way back from the beach. Was the earth builded? Why is there sunlight? Why is the earth round?

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After telling Noah he was nearly 4. How old are you GF? 61. That's a very big number, you will die before I die.

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After shopping at Westfield where he discovered and GF explained and then he identified every CCTV 'Do you know everything Grandfather'?

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Don't eat your hair Nanna

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"Grandfather, Nanna is a much better driver than you"

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On finding GF in the kitchen early in the morning. "what are you doing out here so secretly?"

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Whaahaha, Whaahahaa

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When grandfather was talking about the need to subdivide the block to get some money. "Silence! Don't bring up money!"

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While drawing a map on a tree and after I had shown him mushroom clouds earlier in the day, "Atomic Bombs are dangerous!"

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When asked if he like Roy Orbison singing said, "It's a sad voice".

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Staring into the distance when asked what he was thinking about said "I'm thinking about my life".

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To Grandather, solicitously, "Are you happy?"

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Pointing to his salata biscuit, "this is where Penny is, I'm using my biscuit as a map!"