Ollie Barnes

22/law graduate/masters student

[Ollie Barnes @Barnes97O]

@laurahodges1610 They’re phenomenal

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@laurahodges1610 I’ll be single with you x

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@EllieFountain @Dyson People don’t like that you point out they have loads of money and don’t give anything back

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@EllieFountain @Dyson Where is your sob story? You know you don’t get these free things without them?!?

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@harrywilliamsmx @SamLazenby1 Door paint too

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@ali_alex95 You are a Pearl that we have found

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@jamesy_114 I don’t want to be the one to say it ... but the ratio of plane size to planet size in this diagram is a little off I think 👀

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Is it just me that feels like it wasn’t that long ago we were all making the classic joke that we’re eating so many pigs in blankets we were becoming one and it’s December next week .. time flies when the world is falling apart

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Who knew you could quote texts like on WhatsApp ... we are in a new round and the conversations have stepped up a level, here we go 🙈

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@_robstan 😂😂😂

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Watching the Masters and heard

“the hole he threatened to eat up with his length”

I’m all hot and bothered now 😳

#inuendobingo

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Something I wrote about my journey experiencing sexual assault. For those who may find this as a trigger and can’t read it this is the message I want to share:

Sexual assault
A crime few speak about
For those who’ve lived it
You have nothing to be ashamed of
Nothing to hide

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@Hermesparcels hi! Just wondering why for two consecutive days you’ve said I wasn’t in to accept a delivery but on both days I’ve been stood in my kitchen or been in the house the entire day?

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Laura: he’s from wherever ikea is from
Me: Warrington?
Laura: Sweden

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Sometimes I want people to greet me with the same energy as the muffin man greeting gingy

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@anniebarnes45 Maybe I’ll bake us all a cake on Saturday?

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Why do I always watch advanced cake decorating videos as if I’m ever going to decorate a cake that extravagantly?? I can’t even remember the last time I baked 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Corona has robbed me of many things but the worst has to be the chance to hear WAP in a club. Imagine the scenes like

[Ollie Barnes @Barnes97O]

@_crdavies I don’t miss it at all haha